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What a terrible day to have eyes and literacy.
It's in the middle of a workday, but I should probably immediately go get blackout drunk. I don't want to risk remembering this...
I am in desperate need of bleach, and memory eraser. I should've stopped reading after the word shower, god knows why I didn't. Morbid curiosity is a horrible thing.
This feels like watching the Jeremy Kyle show, my life and mind might be somewhat fked but at least I'm not this guy.