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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

They trying the Algorithm to AI nowdays.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

The word app has been around forever, first appearing in the 1970s (according to some dictionaries I just googled). Pendulum swung towards “programs” and we have since swung back to the correct term.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yes but imo patch is now update

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

Patch is now Paid DLC

[–] [email protected] 34 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

What I hate even more, is that the morons who can't read more than two syllables decided to shorten "application" to "app", but now I only ever hear people reading that as "ay pee pee"! What was the fucking point?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I've literally never heard anyone call it A.P.P. (and I mean that literally literally, not figuratively literally)

Is this a specific cultural thing? A generational thing? Geography based slang? Why would anyone do this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

It's an idiot thing is what it is

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

This, 100% It's like how people started saying "PC" because personal computer was too long for them, but now I exclusively hear people taking up to a minute on each letter! (peeeeeeee-seeeeeeee)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

I mean, I'm pretty sure this is extremely widespread in China, so I'd say it's more cultural than anything else. In fact, since there are so many Chinese, that probably means more people call it A.P.P. than app. But I honestly have no clue, and it doesn't matter to me either way. Words change. It's nothing to get bent out of shape about.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Chinese phonology doesn't allow for the pronunciation of "app", for example. I see a lot of Chinese people spelling it as "APP", and pronouncing it accordingly. It's kinda funny to me, since the Mandarin word "yingyong" is only two syllables. "APP" just seems more cumbersome by all account, yet it has become inexplicably popular.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yingyong sounds cool. It's got yoyo vibes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

The script is compiled to a program which is then executed by the OS.

->

The app is appified to an app which is then apped by the app.

Damnit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

Why use many word?

[–] [email protected] 142 points 21 hours ago (22 children)

I also hate the way "algorithm" has taken over the public consciousness. You can find people unironically saying "I don't want any algorithm in my social media feed", which is a nonsensical statement.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

If you walk with algorithm, you won't attract the worm.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Holy shit, I just realized that's a dune reference.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I was actually referencing Fatboy Slim referencing Dune.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's what I meant. I've listened to that song countless times, and just now realized it's a dune reference.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

I guess Bootsy Collins was wrong ... sometimes you do learn.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

I think it's the same concept as when people say that they don't want any chemicals in their food. You know what they mean, but in a technical sense the statement is nonsensical.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Something, something, dihydrogen monoxide, something.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 20 hours ago (7 children)

People are onto something though - there's been a noticeable shift from social media just showing you your feed in a chronological manner to it showing you personally tailored content that shuffles on each refresh and aims to hook you into endless doomscrolling. I understand perfectly well what's an algorithm, but good luck explaining to people that it's not that specific thing.

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[–] [email protected] 193 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Then: Books, Movies, Videos, Blogs, Articles Now: C O N T E N T

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Then: Fire, Rocks

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

It’s not the word, it’s the reductionism.

We used to call all those media except people naturally didn’t want to lump them all together.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 22 hours ago (8 children)

Man, I hate the word content.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Me too. Ever since I read Richard Stallman's words to avoid article. I kinda wish I hadn't read it now lmao.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I'll definitely read it start to end when I have the time later, for now this is my favourite part of the article (Of the parts I skimmed through):

“Bullshit generators” is a suitable term for large language models (“LLMs”) such as ChatGPT, that generate smooth-sounding verbiage that appears to assert things about the world, without understanding that verbiage semantically.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Man, what a nice read

[–] [email protected] 73 points 22 hours ago

I’m content with it

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