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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If it has decent internet service, just let me know who I have to kill!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Sure, but only because it's summer. This time the winter they have to be carrying a flashlight wearing their winter parka.

Still, I thirst greatly for their political system, ecological ideals, in general treatment of humanity.

[–] ICastFist 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

ecological ideals,

Only applicable to their own country. Their mining companies are all too happy to fuck other countries' environments

(roughly translated title) Norway mining company (Hydro Cred) had "clandestine pipes" to throws rejects at river sources - https://www.bbc.com/portuguese/brasil-43162472

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Fair enough, they seem to be better overall than the US, but I'm no expert. I know I wouldn't consider swimming in my local bay, they still have a lot going for them

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

they have to be carrying a flashlight wearing their winter parka

It's definitely not all wine and roses. I've heard their rations have been slashed to a single blowjob and massage per day. Really lackadaisical ones, too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I had two coworkers that expatriated up that way. One loves to death one said fuck this and went to New Zealand.

Personal experiences are personal ;)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Any one knows how I can go to prison in Norway?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Those low numbers are likely because the wages in Norway are actually decent living wages.

Go figure, when people are well paid and living decent lives they are less prone to commit crimes.

I also find it funny that one of the "downsides" is that CEO's and other higher corporate positions can't earn as much as other places. There's and interesting correlation in there I think.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The most interesting part of that chart in my opinion is that they seem to have 16 persons in prison for unknown reasons. I'm assuming there are some sort of national security involved or perhaps crimes of such a weird nature they have no definition for it. In that case though, what the hell did the last 10 persons do? :D

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (5 children)

What's going on in Norway? I'm out of the loop.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I mean, I doubt all prisoners are locked in these prisons. I think these prisons like Halden are rewards to which the best behaving prispners get transported to. Still, the criminal justice system in these countries is awesome.

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