this post was submitted on 20 May 2025
1289 points (99.1% liked)

memes

14966 readers
3887 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to [email protected]

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/AdsNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

Sister communities

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Being in prison sucks though. No matter what. I mean Norwegian prisons are very clean and remarkably comfortable, and Japanese prisons have top notch food (freshly cooked and with fresh ingredients). But I would rather not have the choking lack of freedom in any of them.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure there's a starving person in poverty that would disagree. Terrible thought but desperation is common in the working class.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago

stories of people robbing a bank for $1 to get into prison for medical care comes to mind

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

For many people, being imprisoned in one of these places would grant them a lot more freedom than they currently have.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Pretty much this. According to Varg Vikernes Norwegian prisons are mostly filled with crazy people.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There are norwegian prison communities where they can do pretty much anything you could so in a normal community. There are like 5 guards for the entire community.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Wasn't it Sweden that forgot to lock the prisoners up so they went and baked cakes?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (6 children)

If you are safe from the prisoners and guards, get clean accommodations, are well fed, get outside/gym time for fitness, medical care, time to learn a vocation or study, occasional entertainment time (tv or whatever)... the only thing missing is a romantic partner... honestly, it sounds as good as an all inclusive retreat/vacation.

I imagine not having control over your own life for years at a time would wear one down. But months? If I knew my outside people weren't suffering because of my actions, it sounds kind of nice.

But I'm an introvert that works from home, so, I'd miss my pets.

load more comments (6 replies)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 6 days ago (4 children)

But american prisons generate more profit for the private sector. So who can really say which system is better?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The one with the least amount of repeat offenders.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Why would a for-profit business not want repeat customers?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (3 children)

For-profit prison inmates are more like slaves than customers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Excellent point, slave labour can be another revenue stream

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago

Mainly because Norwegians are pretty tall

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

The Norwegian prisons have higher standard of living than all the red run welfare Oblasts.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A gilded cage is still a cage. I’d rather work and pay rent and live in a modest apartment than be imprisoned in a luxury hotel that I’m not allowed to leave. Prisoners in Halden prison don’t get to set their own schedule, don’t get to quit being a prisoner and move across the country, don’t get to code with whom they live and associate.

Even with a minimum wage job you can save up enough money for a plane ticket to anywhere in the world and just leave. Or even just a bus ticket across the country to live somewhere else.

Or how about taking your girlfriend/boyfriend out on a date to a nice restaurant? Or rent a cabin in the woods for a weekend and just relax? Or go out to the bar for a few beers with a friend? Or volunteer to spend time with some elderly folks at a nursing home!

Being in prison sucks, no matter how much they dress it up. The vast majority of things you might do are closed off to you just because you can’t leave. Every single one of those prisoners knows they’re being punished. Every single one of them counts the days until their release.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (15 children)

Even with a minimum wage job you can save up enough money for a plane ticket to anywhere in the world and just leave.

If you make minimum wage in the city I live in you either live with your parents, have multiple roomates, or live on the street.

load more comments (15 replies)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Sure, but only because it's summer. This time the winter they have to be carrying a flashlight wearing their winter parka.

Still, I thirst greatly for their political system, ecological ideals, in general treatment of humanity.

[–] ICastFist 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

ecological ideals,

Only applicable to their own country. Their mining companies are all too happy to fuck other countries' environments

(roughly translated title) Norway mining company (Hydro Cred) had "clandestine pipes" to throws rejects at river sources - https://www.bbc.com/portuguese/brasil-43162472

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

they have to be carrying a flashlight wearing their winter parka

It's definitely not all wine and roses. I've heard their rations have been slashed to a single blowjob and massage per day. Really lackadaisical ones, too.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›