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"Nobody has to know everything", "avoid unnecessary judgement ", "Have a good time, only you can control that", "uncertainty is the only thing that is certain". Pick your favorite I have more.
"Have a good time, only you can control that"
I like this one.
Learn more useless math, someday it'll be useful somehow
Historically this seems to be the case
Know that you don't have to be perfect, you can be good
nice, I often live by: "you don't need to be smart, to be useful."
"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!"
hey! I resemble that...
That's a good one!
Be the kind of friend/parent/mentor, etc. that you would like to have.
Don't be a dick.
Get lost and leave us in peace.
Don't be cool, be good.
I legit had to tell this to my gal who was always trying to be cool and getting fucked up over it. I said "don't try to be cool for some asshole. Just be good!" I shit you not.
If you wait till the last minute.. then it only takes a minute.
Live like a dog: if you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it and walk away
"I'm not worried about it".
If you have a problem, you can either fix it or you can't. If you can fix it, fix it, problem gone. If you can't fix it, worrying just gives you an additional problem.
"I'm a problem-solver."
This too shall pass. It may pass like a damn kidney stone, but it’ll pass.
Thanks to death, there is no permanent suffering.
It was always live hard, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, but now that I'm older I can only manage one of those :/
"Life is a joke of cosmic proportions."
Suffering exists just because. People who don't deserve it live lives of comfort and decadence. There's no rhyme or reason to life. And the punchline isn't even apparent to any of us.
Can't fix it? Fuck it!
Do what comes easy.*
*That’s career advice. If you do what you love for money, you will soon hate it.