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Ohio to go box

Huuuuuge paraphrase there but the book is insane and while the kid with the broken leg is away the one who knocked him out of the tree starts wearing the one with the broken leg's clothes and all kinds of weird shit

And then my dad woke up and savagely beat me with jumper cables

A separate peace was a book we got in highschool where a kid possibly has homosexual feelings for another and throws him out of a tree which shatters his leg and eventually kills him.

That's pretty skibidi ohio

"How would you like it if I stared at YOU through YOUR front door hmm?" -definitely the owl

HE'S BEEN GOBLINATED

Cow leaf.

Joke's on you, I'm into that

Yes, cows are actually a part of the tuber family

Robo cop

Slappy electric skin rat