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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

The person in the photo needs to cut their nails.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Why?

We live in the age of madness and disdain, I feel like having a bunch of little stabby things on the end of your fingers can be useful. Also more useful for digging without a tool.

This is, of course, spoken by someone who bites their nails.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Look man some of us

Forget ok

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Wow, that's a sharp pencil

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

It's mechanical

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 hours ago

I dunno guys, it might just be cake

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Don't use feces for anything load bearing.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago

Poop has been used historically as a building material (eg wattle and daub) and is fine for load bearing applications provided you do the math.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 hours ago

I've seen worse tbh.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Looks fine to me, just needs another coat of paint.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting that we repost this post?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

Nothing a little ducktape won't fix

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Rotten wood in some sort of wooden structure, probably load carrying.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Not sure, looks like a pencil, but the sharpened edge doesn't check out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's a Papermate Sharpwriter. A mechanical pencil that you advance the lead by twisting the end

(Yes I know this is a joke thread, but for those who genuinely want to know)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Meh, they're ok. There's a spring inside that makes it have some "give" when writing so you're less likely to break the lead. Eraser is ok quality. It's a thicker lead too (0.7 iirc). They are meant to be disposable though which is dumb, although you can force it open and refill it if you're stubborn about it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

They're useful for when you need to write a long way in pencil without the line getting fat or taking time to sharpen. Like maybe an essay exam in bluebooks. Its been a long time but iirc there's room inside for extra leads and maybe also a spare eraser.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago