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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Home Depot taking a stand against Woke masks.

Or some other stupid shit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why would I shop at Home Depot if I didn't think guys with perfectly chiseled jaws and manicured nails worked there?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Description like that, someone may think you're looking for some Proud Boys.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

His neck isn't nearly beardy enough.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I remember often playing in construction sites as a kid, and we once found a roll of fiberglass. we just decided to sit on it and play with it (I found it funny how it tickled my skin) 😭😭

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Man, this sounds like those russians who found a steaming (nuclear) rtg and decided to sit next to it for warmth and got radiation sickness.

src: https://youtu.be/e3GYg7Y_W7s

[–] [email protected] 209 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Hmm, our focus group revealed that showing the 'home owner' having to wear PPE made them think the work was dangerous. So lose the PPE for the ads."

[–] [email protected] 139 points 1 week ago

That sounds extremely plausible.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 week ago

More like the focus group thought the masks were “super gay fauci shit” so home depot went with “guy wearing $2 safety glasses that don’t even have a dust seal”

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[–] [email protected] 148 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There's more, this guy is a rebel.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This dudes hands in the end of the day

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The guys on the bottom are just weak. Can't even handle a tiny bit of isolation inside them.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Im 40% insulation.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Love 100% isolation.

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Well, it seems his lungs are completely filled with Owens Corning fiberglass insulation. One third of his body weight is Owens Corning fiberglass insulation. But don't worry, he won't burn in hell... thanks to all that Owens Corning fiberglass insulation."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Crematoriums hate this one trick!

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Oh for fuck sake is this another thing you have to wear a mask for?

My fucking dad I swear to god. He knows I got asthma. He had me install insulation as a kid and remove asbestos. I got fucking tinnitus from him giving me a drill and neither of us wearing hearing protection.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah fam if you haven't already you should get your lungs screened. Asbestos and insulation can cause some really bad stuff

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Mineral wool is quite safe. Some of the old stuff (pre-1960s) had asbestos or problems with being flammable but the new stuff gets checked for size and how much fiber goes into the air and so on (the answer is very little). Like paint it is one of the things that harmed people and science and regulation got us better products.

That dude's hands are gonna itch though.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Boomers hate using safety gear.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Single use plastics meet single use workers.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

lights a dart, inhales: "Don't be a pussy, kid"

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[–] Gobbel2000 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ads disguising themselves as regular posts (e.g. the "LPT") is bad. It gets worse when someone screenshots and reposts the ad, presumably even for free. But why does the R****t ad make it all the way to Lemmy!??

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm glad people are talking about what a bullshit trash hole of an ad platform that site is. but it definitely would be funny if OP blacked out the brands in the image just out of spite

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It’s ok, you can say Reddit.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stop the liberal anti wallcandy propaganda. It feels so good to eat the wall candy. It tastes exactly like cotton candy but it's available in my walls and my mattress

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

After all, if it wasn't delicious, why would they dye it that delicious pink?!?

[–] termaxima 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

While this definitely is bad, I think people tend to be a bit unreasonable about this stuff.

Fiberglass is not asbestos, and by the way, asbestos is not uranium.

Do wear the proper PPE, yes, but also don’t be neurotic about it. Even full-time asbestos miners don’t always get related cancers. If you removed some without knowing, studies show you’ll be fine. Your body can and does eliminate asbestos, albeit very slowly.

And again, fiberglass is not asbestos, and doesn’t cause mesothelioma. It’s still not recommended to breathe it in, especially not on the regular, but you don’t need to live in fear of it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You ever get fiberglass in your skin? Shit sucks.

[–] termaxima 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Thankfully no, I do wear gloves and a mask when I’m handling this stuff ! Im just saying it’s not going to kill you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How have you managed not to get fibreglass on your skin when handling it?

I used to install it professionally, and even with goggles, a mask, and overalls tucked into your socks and gloves, that shit gets everywhere.

[–] termaxima 3 points 6 days ago

I’m pretty sure I just haven’t handled large enough quantities of it for that to happen. I’ve never installed it myself, I’ve only had to take it down for minor roof repairs, and put it back if afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A little unrelated but still related... I went to the JohnDepo this weekend to get some 2X4...yeah they still look good from far away but every single stick is warped, wet, splintered and such. But this time what really stroke me was that it was Saturday morning 9am and all shelves with the 2x4x10' and 8' were full to the top.

You know what that means if you know what it means. But let me say it: Nobody's buying! Nobody's working on a weekend project or house extensions or improvements. My 500k house now sits a few streets away from a 2mil dollar house. Like there's absolutely nobody who would want a house in my neighborhood for 2million. C'mon! There's just no way, no how. It boggles the mind that they even finished the stupid thing and put that price on it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The bunks are full on Saturday morning because they fill them up after closing on Friday/ before opening Saturday. It's much harder to close aisles on the weekend to pull down another bundle than it is when the store is closed. Source: I worked lumber/building materials for 1.5 years.

Now, given the economy and the cost of a 2x4, yeah less people are building.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Either asbestos hands or maybe AI generated category images?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Some people just have big hands. Looks real to me, it's obviously just a staged shot for promotion. Get a crew to build part of a fake attic (don't need a whole attic for this), lay some insulation, have the talent (the guy in the photo) hold the insulation and look nice for photos. He leaves, they break it down and move on to the next project

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's not that they don't want to sell it to you, it's just they don't want to force you to wear protective equipment, so your employer can cheap out on it.

Also isn't Home Depot one of those very christian corpos in the US? If yes, then there's also a non-zero chance they think wearing protective equipment is "gay".

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