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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I kinda a feel bad for the last pope. After his death he might have imagined people talking about his work and deeds. Instead, asshats are using AI to photoshop pope hats on the heads of idiots.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Using AI to Photoshop is next level asshat move

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Using the AI to Photoshop fake news into my deepfakes is a sigma move

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago
[–] JackbyDev 6 points 7 hours ago

She used to be a contemporary Christian music artist. This is not without precedent.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

IDK why everyone is shitting on Katy Perry and frankly, I feel vindicated for shitting on her since I knew she was a cunt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Probably because she payed to be dead weight on the dick rocket that was marketed as the first all female space missions.
In reality Valentina Tereshkova became the first woman in space and because she flew solo it was also the first all female space mission.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Maybe I have shit humor but I love this. I need to see more crop complaint memes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

Nah, you got Good Humor. Sweet, cold, creamy and sometimes covered in nuts.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago

It's not a bad crop until someone points it out, and that means I've done a good job!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 14 hours ago

That’s still more Bible than most Christians have read.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Fuck it. Have any of the other candidates been to space?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

If not that means she has been the closest to God.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 17 hours ago

Poor America, so far from God and so close to Donald Trump.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

closest to God.

Wait, is that the only criterion? Then we need pope Trent Reznor.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

I am fucking down.

I wonder what music he can produce with ancient music instruments.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Where do I sign the petition for this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

The Sistine Chapel. You just have to convince a majority of Cardinal Electors to go for it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago

Plus, Left Shark is one of her followers. I'm on team Left Shark.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

BREAKING: Donald Trump declares himself to be Katy Perry!

Have you ever seen them together at the same time??? Hmmm???

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

They've both got big cans.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

And both are evil cunts. There's more to this, we must delve deeper!!

[–] Karl 1 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

I knew it at some point the cross industry relevance has some semblance to any job position!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

im all for the idea of a pope girl this time. she has less chance of molesting kids , statistically for all that we know

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

The formal requirement to be Pope is a baptized catholic male. Doesn't even technically have to be a cardinal. But has to be male. Idiotic religion.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

just give her a male baptism, it isn't a brit milah, you don't really need the dongdong

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

Well then get a pre-transition trans woman to be pope. That's a male girl. Then give her estrogen and see what happens

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

Religion 🤝🏻 Staunch sexism

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The Catholic church: Women in charge? Absolutely not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Not even 'in charge', they don't want women to have any power.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 18 hours ago

Guys, only she can understand love since she has been up in a billionaire taxi.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

I don't understand the Katy Perry hate. William Shatner took the same space trip and wasn't dumped on.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

Okay.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

It wasn't the trip itself thats particularly viewed as problematic, it was the atrociously patronizing marketing surrounding it and that Katy Perry is just a generally vile person. Nobody is begrudging Amanda Nguyen or Aisha Bowe being along on this trip, they've dedicated their lives to the celebration of science and supporting the work of legitimate astronauts (and I suppose arguably so has Shatner, though he's not exactly a man of flawless character)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 17 hours ago

At least Shatner's a professional fake astronaut?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

William Shatner was very much dumped on. Not by us, but by Mister Proper himself.

Shatner: "It was such a humbling experience, I just..."
Bezos:"Shut up man. Just pop some champagne and act like you're celebrating with these cheap hookers I hired for you. "
Hooker:"WOOoOooOo!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GQoHIBDogU

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

Teenage Dream for sure

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

chat is this actually real? i truly have no idea at this point

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

I'm still rooting for Zlad!

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