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[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Holy shit I did this and travelled 2 years into the future!
Guys? I don't like it here...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If it makes you feel any better it sucks back here as well.

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 month ago (3 children)
  • Take your age
  • Multiply by e^iπ^
  • Add your age
  • Divide by 10
  • Take a card, any card
  • Add the number of years you've been alive
  • Hand me the card
  • Is this your card?
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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I seem to be aging more rapidly than anticipated.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I want this on my gravestone.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago

I’m really bad at arithmetic so it took me two years to do the calculations, but the math does check out.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I forget there are children on this app. Or at least I'm really really hoping you are a child...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Yes officer. This is the peterfile right here.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

You pervert

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Its just Leonardo Dicaprio's lemmy account

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There are no children on this app💀

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

skibidi rizz fanum tax. im 3 years old and im certainly lemmymaxxing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

based fosspilled lemmymaxxer

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It's The United States.

With huge boats.

With guns.

(Gunboats)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah, yes, the JavaScript developer

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hello type conversion, my old friend

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

NaN with you again

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Didn't you read? It's your age!

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Take your age That's your age

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

COVID made this accurate

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I asked ChatGPT and it said the answer is 255.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Because your real age is white

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Take your age add your credit card number subtract your age pm me the answer to find out which Pokémon you'd marry

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

This is one of those memes that are a few generations in.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

take your credit card number

add 2

that's your credit card number plus two

post it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

4444 4444 4444 4446

Damn you're right

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

It means you're using JavaScript.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I got 5318008

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Ahh, thats how the US calculated the tariffs...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

hear me out though. to calculate 10+9, first add 1 by 9 which is 10. 10+10 is 20. Finally revert 10 to get 01=1, add the 1 and it is 21. It checks out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I was told to never do math not even once

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

After apending two years performing this calculation, I can finally confirm: it is correct.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Take your current age.
Divide by your age when you were born.
ERR

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