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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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Is for cheaters who want to squeeze as much code as possible onto one screen.

[–] zygo_histo_morpheus 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

only good thing about javascript is that it forces people to put the squiggly brackets on the right

[–] bcrussin_dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought you could put curly brackets on a new line in js? Although I know when returning an object it has to be on the same line… fuck JavaScript man

[–] zygo_histo_morpheus 1 points 1 year ago

Exactly, your options are either mixing curly brackets or putting them all on the right and most people aren't crazy enough to mix then

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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but

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Don't ask me why.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why

[–] msage 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don't ask!

[–] silas 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why

[–] msage 1 points 1 year ago

Damn it Carl!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This image is cursed!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, are you saying you indent the braces? Cause if that's not unintentional, those are both horrifying!

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