Everytime one of these cybercuck owners opens their mouth you can just tell how insecure they are are with their masculinity.
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2025
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Why are these people trying to flex on...farmers without knowing anything about farmers (and how much their vehicles can carry)? Did they do a publicity stunt where they sourced a bale? Are they farmers who didn't have a vehicle before the cybertruck to do all the very vehicle dependent farm tasks? Or did purchasing the cybertruck convince them now's the time to break into farming?
And there's pictures on the internet of bumpers/hitches falling off of cybertrucks....
Cybertruck guy: let’s talk about who can take a bigger load in the rear
I wish modern men would finally come to terms with the reality that almost every contentious social issue boils down to them having some kind of sexual insecurity.
I'm not even kidding.
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It's not the fact that it's electric that makes it a piece of shit.
EDIT: Also, when you say go charge my battery "and watch", am I charging my watch or am I watching you while my battery charges? Why does my watch having a battery have to do with anything?
Right, it's the poorly cast aluminum frame and wheels. It's also the glued on body panels. Oh, and it's suuuper ugly.
Also the untreated steel panels that rust, the automatic trunk with no safety sensors that will chop your fingers off, the badly glued-on accelerator pedal that can easily slip off causing the pedal to get stuck... You know, the little things.
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I hate to admit it, but that paint job upgrades it from "Ugly as all fuck" to "pretty ugly"
going with a triangle low-poly pattern is probably the only thing that can make the shape of the car make any sort of sense, i've never understood how the flat bare metal look is supposed to be appealing
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It's just mimicking dazzle camo.
You don't REALLY think it's been upgraded, the camo just tricks your brain into thinking it does...
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Imagine buying a $100k unibody "truck" and talking about somebody else's frame breaking. Also, that bale is likely around 900lbs, which you wouldn't need a very big truck for, regardless.
Cybertrucks being the ones where they had to save weight ON THE FRAME because their stupid stainless panels on the outside THAT DO NOTHING weigh so much.
stainless steel exoskeleton... if by exoskeleton you mean paneling, and by skeleton you mean cast aluminum frame everything is poorly glued to.
the vehicle is a fucking joke in every possible way, it's designed incompetence.
Wasn't it just yesterday that another cyberfarmer destroyed his air suspension with one hay bale?
was just thinking of that. IIRC the vents for the air suspension are in the bed, so hay can be sucked in, cloging the system.
It never gets old seeing these dumb fucks say "I love my truck but" and then showcasing an absolutely egregious design flaw. The deeper you dig the worse this shit-onion of a truck gets.
I've never seen more concentrated copium than from cybertruck owners.
What the actual fuck.
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LMAO leave it to people who drive swasitcars to think that their short bed was actually the biggest bed in the world lolol
How does he think that it is a flex? Hay is a relatively light material. The real challenge would be a metal container containing a liquid substance a la multiple beer kegs. My dad's old Nissan Frontier once held multiple loads (heh) of paint and pulled a trailer full of cement packages without a hitch.
How did you attach the trailer without a hitch?
You mean you don’t push trailers?
Yall don't have bluetooth trailers yet? Must be a canada thing.
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Therein lies the issue. What is the point of a truck if it can’t haul? At that point, buy the car.
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It's a round bale. They aren't that heavy a few hundred lbs 🤷♂️. I can easily flip them over when they tip on their side . I live on a farm the cows kick them around like soccer balls if I put a whole one in their pen. Typical cro mag weak dick thinking.
Those ones though are heavy. Literally compressed to save space.
Hah, the .straw archiving format. While the square ones are .strawz
I have owned a round baler and made 1000's of them over the years, mine weighted around 800lbs/365kg for straw and up to 1000lbs/450kg for alfalfa per bale. Cows ain't kicking 1000lbs of alfalfa around nor should they. What a waste of feed and money.
But, one in the truck and towing 9 more on the trailer with a 2015 Dodge Ram Hemi around 30 miles per load......Fooken' amateurs.
We cut mixed grasses for "hay" . Some of the bales at the bottom that are from the last year we roll into their sleeping area for bedding and they go crazy and stomp them all over the place. Cows are scary powerful
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Actually, Cybercock is using cast aluminium frame which is nowhere near as strong as steel frame used in ALL other pickups.
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