this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2025
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It's not the fact that it's electric that makes it a piece of shit.
EDIT: Also, when you say go charge my battery "and watch", am I charging my watch or am I watching you while my battery charges? Why does my watch having a battery have to do with anything?
Right, it's the poorly cast aluminum frame and wheels. It's also the glued on body panels. Oh, and it's suuuper ugly.
Also the untreated steel panels that rust, the automatic trunk with no safety sensors that will chop your fingers off, the badly glued-on accelerator pedal that can easily slip off causing the pedal to get stuck... You know, the little things.
Dont worry! They fixed all that! The turd only needed a bit more polishing! Now its a diamond! Just be sure to only use the door frame as a vegetable peeler as that is what it's designed for.
Those are just minor issues, it go fast!
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With all of the poorly glued on accelerator pedals, these things should be flying off the lots!
It's not really a truck, it is something else cosplaying as a truck. It was never build to haul real cargo.
I have one family member who likes the look. Yes, I almost disowned my own mother when I heard.
lol, I think it was more in the vein of: "watch me" rather than "charge your watch"
Is it a dangling modifier? I have no idea, I was never really good at grammar or whatever this is.