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[–] [email protected] 135 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, it's the kind of role that'll attract predators, even though I'm sure most of the people involved just want to do good. Like teaching and abusers and nurses and serial killing, etc.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

+ politicians. Basically any position that grants power over others — especially the weak and vulnerable — which is why there should be an "abuse of power multiplier" applied to these criminals more than any other.

Politicians and other parties who engage in political or regulatory corruption should get life in prison, as they destroy the public trust in democracy and institutions. Same for the justice system.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That multiplier should include sledgehammers in some way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

HHH has entered the chat

Which coincidently means motorhead music is now playing. It's Lemmy on Lemmy!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Considering the amount of Nazi memoribilia that guy owned idk how long he would last in lemmy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

.....what? I'm out of the loop here. What makes you say HHH had lots of nazi stuff?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I meant Lemmy from Motorhead.

"the SS uniform is fucking brilliant! They were the rock stars of that time. What you're gonna do? They just look good.""

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2008/jul/11/news.culture

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hugo boss had drip not the clowns wearing the suits

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Calling the SS "the rock stars of their time" is at best a really stupid thing to say. And at worst, welp.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm just mad that they ruined a great fit and mustache in the same decade. I'm not supporting the people that did those things or the people that think they looked like rockstars.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I know. My criticisms are aimed at Lemmy killmister.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

No, they said that most of them want to do good. So not like cops.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Todaro was released on his own recognizance. He is expected back in court in May.

wat

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Innocent until proven guilty. Nobody should be in jail without a conviction.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Illinois does it right. No bail. Either you are released pending trial, or you see a judge where you may be held pending trial.

New York State has bail. Why this guy was released without even having to post bail is beyond me.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Bail is an abhorrent, very American, concept

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Indeed, it favours rich and punishes poor people

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

In Brazil it use to be like bail system, but instead of paying you needed a college degree. It was stuck down like 4 years ago because the Supreme Court found it unconstitutional.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Recent bail reform means NY doesn't anymore in most minor cases. You're either freed til trial or not depending on judgment of flight and violence risk. Big republican talking point because a lot of R judges have just been releasing violent repeat offenders to stir the pot. So Dems are trying to reform the reform to be a bit more feasible and Republicans want to return to previous where even petty theft could have you locked up for years waiting for trial if you couldn't make bail.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

of R judges have just been releasing violent repeat offenders to stir the pot.

This really confirms that the judiciary is just another branch of the political parties.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Always has been.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Do you know the details of this particular case? Or are you just basing this on a headline you read?

In this climate of disappearing people who disagree with you, and targeting political opponents, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with locking everyone up without due process.

Not saying it's the case, at all, but if you wanted to take someone down, planting cp on their computer is a sure fire way to do it. Particularly because of (understandable) knee jerk reactions like yours.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Woooosh. Yes, they're basing their dad joke on the headline and it's enought for the joke to work well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who is upvoting this shit?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The comment doesn't make much sense so people upvote in confusion

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I've recently been finding that lemmy isn't much better than reddit.

It almost feels like a concerted effort to make this website shitty by injecting Trump defenders and fake leftists. Shit is fucking weird.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The only details released were that he was arrested for possession of underage pornography. That could be depicting someone who is 17 or 7. He has not been convicted of anything at this time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Possession and dissemination.

Also, the definition of "POSSESSING A SEXUAL PERFORMANCE BY A CHILD" under New York Penal Law § 263.16 specifies "any performance which includes sexual conduct by a child less than sixteen years of age."

Yes, he hasn't been convicted of anything, but the accusation is that he shared sexually explicit images of a child who was 15 or younger.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Ah, I was assuming it was a federal charge since anything on the internet will fall into their jurisdiction.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Neither of those seem good...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

"Oh shit, this is bikers against child abuse? Sorry, I'm in the wrong room."

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Bet he’s getting a cabinet position

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

He’ll be in charge of the new K-2 education reform.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

fails upwards

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just when you thought it was safe to trust a biker, something like this happens. Now where will I get my crank and human trafficking?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Now where will I get my crank and human trafficking?

Go find a businessman, they'd know.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

They just had an election for Gates' congressional seat. 😩

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Every accusation is a confession example 1,344,512,275.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is there a possibility that they were in possession of the material because they were investigating child abuse?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doesn’t seem like it

John Todaro, 49, of Amherst, was allegedly found to be in possession of child pornography following an Internet Crimes Against Children investigation. He was also disseminating child pornography, officials said.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Yes I read that, but it can mean anything. Disseminating can literally just be "this is the girl we need to save:". I'm not claiming they are innocent. But these are bikers with a cause. Governmental CSAM investigators also have and share these images.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

And now you’ve identified a major problem with vigilante justice, especially as it relates to csa.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Fair enough, I hadn’t thought of that angle

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Sure that's the reason...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Released on his own recognizance?

What the fuck

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I... guess he was trying to stop more of it. Regret?

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