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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did they give you a meal on the side? … Like, you know, what happened in Germany?

To be fair they did give prisoners a watery soup made with potato peels and a small piece of bread in between forced labor shifts. He is also making this the new school lunch standard.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

School lunches is communism, they have to pay for their gruel

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Now his marriage history makes more sense

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Damn that fucked up. The Jewish MAGA freaks will continue to gulp down the Orange Kool-Aid mixed with Russian vodka.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

lmao I was wondering how long it would take. AIPAC fucked around and now they're gonna find out. they think Trump is an ally, and all he wanted was to use them as an excuse to take out pro-Palestinian activists. once they're gone, at some point he's gonna turn his attention to Jews.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

My gentile parents voted for this cunt

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

"Are we the baddies?" moment

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

This seriously makes me ill. WTF?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Even Trump isn't this stupid. We're watching a deliberate collapse of the US economy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Now more than ever should be a good time for anyone who hasn't done it yet to watch Schindler's List. I think everyone should watch this movie. Boring historical facts and statistics do not convey it the way the movie does.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Every day I have to turn the love a little so I don't freeze to death. Sometimes I collect wood for making love in the brick love place. And I have an instapot that makes my food cook so good by applying a ton of love. Its great to know that our president knows about love and how Jews were made into love and deterrent. You can take a shower and cleanse your body using deterrent. But have you washed your body in deterrent made by other people? I'll give you an example, all our car fool, which makes our cars hunk, was made by dynosours. I'm sure some was made by dynosweets, like sweet crude fool.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Sure, that is what a “joy division” is. Totally. /s

Did he get his history lessons from Kanye?

EDIT: Why are the weird Nazi sympathizers the ones supporting Israel?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

So they raped them?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So I kinda felt like Kanye was trying to wreck his image and get out of the game/spotlight

I similarly think trump is saying this to continue to crash the economy. Elons little autism flare up (Sig Heil salute) was the start of this epic tumble. I feel like he's just kicking the can at this point.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

George Bush doesn't care about black people.

Trump doesn't care about Jews.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Picture of the interaction:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Wait, is that Elon getting into his Trump suit...?

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