“A-a-actually, I-I-I was hoping for one of y-y-your l-l-l-leg hairs, please!” >///<
this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
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Why did she asked
Past experiences
Elves be some freaky mfrs
Twould best be an ass hair mlady. Im forging a viola
Your Viola seems fishy.
Sounds shitty
From your armpit, m'lady tips fedora
Elves have other hair?
He was worthy of it...
From your brow
You are singlehandedly keeping Lemmy a decent and respectable place.
ouch
Totally not for cloning!
Trust me, Elf.
Amazing how a simple request can be ill-interpreted.
It's not a simple request, the same request was denied to the most influential elf in existence, three times. When Gimli asked for it while being humble, she gave him three at the same time. There was also huge stigma and conflict between the races, and the fact that he even tried / dared to ask was huge, and her giving it to him means dwarves and elves can work out their differences after all
"I personally think the hair has a part to play, but for good or for ill?"-Gandalf
Knuckle hair it is