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[–] potoo22 120 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I hope that doesn't pass, but if it does they should remove the "Ted" part off the next ballot. His constituents will be like "Who tf is Rafael?"

Edit: spelling

[–] [email protected] 100 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

… and why hasn’t ICE gotten him by now?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Probably because he self-deported to Cancun

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

He's of cuban descent. Thankfully not one of us (Mexicans). Fuck that pos

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Useful idiot

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Which ballet is next? The Nutcracker?

[–] potoo22 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

😝 Damn English. Inconsistent Frankenstein language.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

As someone who has to regularly remind myself not to be too hard on weird things in French, I think you just needed to learn a new word. They’re different words.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

pointing out the hypocrisy means nothing to these people. their entire philosophy is about making it legally not a hypocrisy. they want laws that protect them and don't limit them while they have an other that the laws don't protect but do limit.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

This has come to be known as 'Wilhoit's Law,' based on an online comment from a music composer:

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

https://crookedtimber.org/2018/03/21/liberals-against-progressives/#comment-729288

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

yep, that's the quote i was poorly paraphrasing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

It does help prevent more people from falling under their spell. It just needs to be done on every issue.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just so everyone is aware, this bill was previously introduced Oct 2023 and reported by news late Nov/early Dec 2023 and looks like it was reintroduced March 4, 2025.

The bill is called Safeguarding Free Speech Act. The below link was what I could find about it.

https://www.govtrack.us/congress/bills/119/s839

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Speech so free that you can't introduce yourself as any name besides what your parent(s) put on a document at your birth! I wonder if they defined legal name, or if we'll be calling people by their full names from now on.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Hello there Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke, long time no see, how's the husband and kids?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Fun facts about Rafael: he likes incest porn, and he once tried to win a debate by eating his own boogers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

STEP incest porn. Let they who have not gooned to Cory Chase throw the first stone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Had to google her, don't recognize her. Here's my thrown stone. Don't look at the glass castle behind me.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

*Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz (He/Rep)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Good thing she doesn't have preferred pronouns, either.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He is Rafael from now on. No matter what.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Lol he really doesn't want his state to think that he's Hispanic. He wants them to think he's as Spanish as Tom Cruise. Wonder why.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

San Antonio mentioned - let's gooooo!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm nb and my chosen name is a short form of my middle name. I wonder how he'd feel about that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You're more "correct" than he is, since "Ted" isn't anywhere in his name!

[–] con_fig 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

His middle name is Tedward

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I thought it was short for Theodward.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

Tedward

Drives?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

"Ted" is short for "Theodore," not "Edward."

EDIT: I stand corrected.

[–] con_fig 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Oh, okay, I've never known any Edwards who use "Ted." One of those weird things like William -> Bill or Richard -> Dick, I guess.

[–] con_fig 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just to note, I'm in no way backing Cruz, he's a deplorable waste of space. Fuck em.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, I know! I appreciate being corrected.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Edward 'Ted' Kennedy was another.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I like to call Theodores "Odor". It's right there in the name!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

There's an H, too, so go for the full "Hodor!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Just refer to him as Sñr Cruz , doesn't matter that it should be Sr if it was Mr and that "Senator" doesn't have a "ny" sound.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I prefer to call him "Rafist".