Programmer Humor

"Oh, you're selling the program to a hospital management company, you say.

Patient record database, you say.

Just allergies? Oh, and preexisting conditions."

No no even with aerospace, you’re good now. We’re deregulating everything. It’ll be fine. Definitely won’t be catastrophic. Don’t worry about it. 🫠

Impostor syndrome? Nah, Impostor has Me syndrome :p

Or car infotainment software....which for some reason is on the same communications network as all of a car's safety-critical systems...

We try to make things that should be simple, complicated, and complicated things too simple. A labyrinth of illogical behavior as the matador of reflexive Markets of self-interest chase us from corner to corner. We wence in pain and lose interest in the things that we once loved. Just because good things can happen doesn't mean they will happen. I'm not a believer in magic, but there's still nothing new under the sun. Exponential feedback loops on a road to nowhere on tracks coming to an end.