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Meme about trying to find onions followed by screenshot of guy saying he faked an onion diet

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Me just sitting here liking raw onions since a decade before this troll-meme.

Onions are fucking delicious, fight me.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think we'd stand a chance fighting someone who's basically pure testosterone.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Finally, someone else shares the same onion about opinions

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I love raw onions on salad and some burgers/sandwiches. Usually red.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Red onions are bomb but so are sweet onions, I have a preference for the Walla Walla Sweets.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Onions ARE delicious.. in every variant EXCEPT raw.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I like em but they eat me alive on the inside

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can I offer you a nice onion in this trying time?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Uncanny resemblance, now that you mentioned it

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

every dude who balds early: my dude, out of balance testosterone isn't something you should trying for...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Afaik as long as your primary sex hormone isn't estrogen, you're going to go bald regardless as long as you have the genetics for it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

have you never met an old man with hair?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

if you have the genetics for it

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Your hair might become thinner but you wouldn't necessarily go bald. My grandfather had a full head of hair when he passed away at 79. I don't think his primary sex hormone was estrogen.

[–] undefinedValue 8 points 2 weeks ago

Classic they/them gramps

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck it, I'm just gonna start transitioning the second I notice my hairline receding

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't joke ... my wife's family is Irish Canadian and their grandmother died in 1995 at the age of 102

Every day for her entire life (she grew up on a rural farm for the first 30 years of her life) she ate a whole raw onion every evening after supper.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Rip to your grandma, but your grandpa was the true hero. Laying next to onion Sally his whole life.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's an even better indicator of health .... grandpa loved his bacon, pork, fried food and smoked a pipe every day .... he died of a massive heart attack at the age of about 50 in the 1950s.

Onion Sally outlived ol' Pork'n'Beans

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Respect to that man, he lived and enjoyed doing it.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Onion Sally 🤣

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jesus so many people completely missed your point

... anyway on the other site it was r/juxtaposition -I haven't seen it on lemmy yet

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Last time I went there I ended up arguing with some guy about whether or not working out 3.5 days a week was possible.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Best I ever managed was two.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well, when you count on your fingers its clear that by working out every other day, you can workout 4 times a week, duh. /s

If you work out every other day for 31 days, that is 16 days a month, 4 days a week! See, it's that simple.

If anyone can find the original thread, I would love to archive it for eternity, as it is hilarious.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The term is juxtaposition but I don't know if a Lemmy community exists for it yet

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Testosterone spikes are what happens in your body when you fall in love. Therefore testosterone is sometimes referred to as the hormone of love. It is true for both men and women. So how do onions fit into that?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Who doesn't love the smell of raw onions on a first date?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I love raw onion, is that why my balls are the size of children's marble and bicep size of grapefruit?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i was a big proponent of the /fit/ memes about drinking semen for gains. which caught on really easily but i still want to take some credit

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

"I will not move my army without onions!” -Ulysses S. Grant

All that testosterone won the Civil War

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

AWESOME BLOSSOM

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can you say that more like a pirate and call me Ms Swan?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

But why would you want high (not normal levels of) testosterone?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder how many people the "suicide grip for bench press" advocate guy on /fit killed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ironi, onions are generally the first thing to cook. You don't desperately need onions midway through a meal, you need 5 spice which is 4 years out of date.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I plan to pass these same bottles of oregano and mustard seed onto my grandchildren.

I recently actually ran out of black pepper(!!!) and it messed me up for a solid week or two until I finally remembered to buy more. That should hopefully hold me until at least the second Barron Trump term.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

It was called reddit juxtaposition or something like that. Not sure if there's an equivalent here.

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