Hah, my question isn’t because I’m a fatally flawed leftist, it’s because I’m a programmer and weekly I get requests from executives that simply aren’t possible or at least feasible to implement.
Your entire comment sounds exactly like one of these hand wavy requests from the heavens where details don’t matter. The cherry on top was you flipping it back at me so that I’d attempt to expand on your ill thought through plan and make it work. I’m sure you do well in the corporate landscape.
As someone who’s already off social media (lemmy doesn’t count), I watched it and came to the conclusion I can still change my relationship with my phone. Uninstalled every game I had on it and any apps I haven’t used in a while. Aside from that, I also went into any apps that remained that were B tier in importance and removed their notifications permissions. No more spam tyvm.