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(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this. Also, happy April Fool's in advance.)

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[–] maol@awful.systems 14 points 1 week ago (8 children)

My University Keeps Sending Me Stupid Emails About AI, a continuing series:

A poster that reads "This house believes that AI is the future of climate resilient design". There is also a picture of a robot.

From the email:

The debate will be chaired by Michael Pike. Speaking for the motion are Prof. Gregory O'Hare (TCD), Maeve Hynes, Prof. Gary Boyd and Chatgpt assisted by Student Curator Ruan McCabe, all UCD. Speaking against the motion are David Capener (UU), Lucy O'Connell, Peter Cody and Meabh O'Leary, all UCD.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 12 points 1 week ago

Artificial Intelligence is the future of climate resilient design in the same way that asian pseudo-medicinal ED treatments are the future of the white rhinoceros.

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[–] antifuchs@awful.systems 12 points 1 week ago

My favorite meme message board on the internet keeps putting out bangers, but this one is extra good and relevant http://www.b3ta.com/board/11416629

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A recent chapter of one of the official Touhou Project manga had a jab at crypto schemes. This isn't one of the works of art I expected to so explicitly dunk on these unscrupulous scams, but I welcome it all the more for that.

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[–] swlabr@awful.systems 10 points 1 week ago (14 children)

NaNoWriMo? Na, No Mo'. Does this have anything to do with their bungled AI policy? Maybe, maybe not, but hey, the news article that I saw this announcement in thought that it was pertinent to mention.

[–] mii@awful.systems 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am fairly certain that their stupid AI stance at least played a role. I’m part of a largish writing community, where at least several hundred people did NaNo each year, a good part of them donated too. Last year, no one partook, instead we did our own internal thing.

If this happened across other communities too, and I wouldn’t be surprised if it did, they must have felt it financially.

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[–] sc_griffith@awful.systems 10 points 1 week ago

considering their endless history of scandal, good riddance

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[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Elsevier doing some AI

"So, [Elsevier] added an AI question and answer to my article in Computer & Education.

The answers are wrong! They did not ask permission! The answers are WRONG!

How is this science?!"

[–] gerikson@awful.systems 9 points 1 week ago

misread as Eliezer, semantic content unchanged

[–] Architeuthis@awful.systems 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

SMBC using the ratsphere as comics fodder, part the manyeth:

transcriptionRetrofuturistic Looking Ghost: SCROOOOOGE! I am the ghost of christmas extreme future! Why! Why did you not find a way to indicate to humans 400 generation from now where toxic waste was storrrrrrrred! Look how Tiny Tim's cyborg descendant has to make costrly RNA repaaaaaaairs!

Byline: The Longtermist version of A Christmas Carol is way better.

bonus

spoiler transcription Scrooge: I tried, but no, no, I just don't give a shit. :::

Your mistake, distant future ghost, was in developing RNA repair nanites without creating universal healthcare.

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 10 points 1 week ago

An AI faceswapper/nudifier's database got leaked thanks to its nonexistent security - unsurprisingly, its loaded with explicit images, including massive amounts child porn and almost certainly some revenge porn.

WIRED tried reaching out to the company behind the "imagery", but they nuked everything and closed their doors in response.

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In other news, the Guardian landed an exclusive scoop on cuts to "AI cancer tech funding in England". Baldur Bjarnason's given his commentary:

Turns out rebranding even the genuinely useful Machine Learning as “AI” doesn’t help them get funding. The only beneficiaries of the bubble seem to be volatile media synthesis engines

You want my opinion, future machine learning research is probably gonna struggle to get funding once the bubble bursts, both due to the "AI" stench rubbing off on the field, and due to gen-AI sucking up all of the funding that would've gone towards actually useful shit. (Arguably, its already struggling even before the bubble's burst.)

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Update on The Shadiversity Drama^tm^: he's still malding about being an utterly soulless waste of oxygen:

Now, some of you may be wondering "Monday, how is that AI-generated? That piece actually has a soul!" Well, as it turns out, it wasn't AI - Shad quite literally stole someone's artwork and passed it off as AI.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok. Full disclosure. When you said “Shad”, I thought you meant a different internet person who is shitty for creating morally degenerate art, so when I read this I thought that they had pivoted to AI and was like, I guess that tracks. But no, different shithead.

Anyway. Bland and uninspired? All actual art is inspired, just by default. If it were truly bland, you wouldn’t be able to discern anything from it, which is just not the case. So Shad isn’t actually giving a valid opinion, he’s throwing out an insult, just so that he can elevate AI slop.

Now AI slop, on the other hand, is uninspired and bland. It is uninspired because machines do not have the ability to be inspired. It is bland because it has no intention to be discerned, so contains nothing of substance.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not that you, under any circumstances, "have to hand it to" alleged convicted assaulter Shädman, but at least he drew his immature shock porn using his own mid artistic skills.

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[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Addendum: If you wanna support the artist, she has a Tumblr and a personal portfolio.

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ran across an animation mocking AI art on Newgrounds recently - found it a pretty good watch.

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[–] istewart@awful.systems 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just had a video labeled "auto-dubbed" pop up in my YouTube feed for the first time. Not sure if it was chosen by the author or not. Too bad, it looks like a fascinating problem to see explained, but I don't think I'm going to trust an AI feature that I just saw for the first time to explain it. (And perhaps more crucially, I'm a bit afraid of what anime fans will have to say about this.)

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 12 points 1 week ago

That image needs a content warning for YouTube Face. Jesus H. Fuck.

Given the apparent state of the art for autogenerated captions (and by extension the initial challenge of speech recognition) being firmly in the "good enough" range I would not trust the chain of speech recognition -> translation -> text-to-speech. That's a lot of room for errors to chain, multiply, and obscure themselves through GIGO even if the latter two steps did work as expected.

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] maol@awful.systems 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I would also like to complain that I have finally started getting AI summaries in Google, and I may have to switch to a different search engine. Neither wanted nor needed!

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[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

New(ish) piece from Gary Marcus: AI has (sort of) passed the Turing Test; here’s why that hardly matters

Ended up reading it a couple times, thinking of turning my thoughts into a full-length post.

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[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 8 points 1 week ago

AI-Powered Wi-Fi 7 Versatile Outdoor/Indoor Mesh AP

we're at the "the washing machine without a dateclock is marked millenium-bug safe in its marketing brochures" level of stupid

(that might seem like a stupid comparison but it's one of the things I most viscerally remember seeing from that time (when I was still a youngin who was still largely years away from computertouching))

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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