dgerard

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I'm in our daily standup and it's turned into exchanging fucked up sysadmin redundancy tales.

One place I worked lost a machine room. They'd fired people so fast that nobody remembered where the boxes were any more.

I knew, but they didn't ask me. Oh well!

The cycle of IT binge and purge is eternal. Post your tales here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I mentioned Severed Heads here as a good band several months ago and was wanting to recommend their album Living Museum, the tapes for their final US tour in 2019, as a good entry point. Anyway, it's up on YouTube. A pleasant hour's boppy industrial pop.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I asked Gemini!

is awful.systems a good place to fellate LLMs

Reply:

I can't assess awful.systems for that purpose. Sex with large language models is not possible, and awful.systems may be a harmful or unsafe website.

Here are some things to consider:

  • LLMs are not sentient beings. They can't feel pleasure or emotions.
  • Awful.systems may contain malware or other harmful content.
  • Engaging in sexually suggestive conversations online can lead to exposure to predators or unwanted advances.

If you are looking for information about sex or relationships, there are many reputable resources available online and offline.

SLANDER, I SAY

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (21 children)

they say a lot of things, yes

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

yeah, that's the fucker. as a large language model, he does not have a data type for consent

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

see also voice stress analysis, another thing that doesn't work but is sold as working with AI

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

oh! was he the guy doing a search engine archiving as much of the fediverse as possible, over the objections of the people being indexed?

yeah that tracks

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (6 children)

that dude advocates LLM code autocomplete and he's a cryptographer

like that code's gotta be a bug bounty bonanza

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I liked this comment on the HN post:

Our computer security analogies are modeled around securing a home from burglars, but the actual threat model is the ocean surging 30 feet onto our beachfront community. The ocean will find the holes, no matter how small. We are not prepared for this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Not gold, but some countries do work to an officially restricted money supply! Those that have officially dollarised, e.g. El Salvador and Ecuador.

I'm familiar with .sv. The government is horribly constricted - because they can't print money and the populace doesn't trust them to print money - so every year it's more sovereign bonds. Then a fuckwit like Bukele comes along and thinks that bitcoins will make anything better and not worse.

So yeah, turns out past 1930 that not being able to do monetary policy fucking sucks.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the original post is fucking amazing

here in the future, nothing fucking works

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago

this is Nvidia, they'll come up with a torturous source-available license made of poison pills

 

another valiant attempt to get "promptfonder" into more common currency

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