froztbyte
joined 1 year ago
mine's ... not corp flavoured, and please excuse the vagueposting (bc reasons)
the investor behind the company flew me out to their private game farm, in a particular place that had specific kinds of legal import, to do some things. the listed tasks themselves were nonsense, and the entire plan for the trip was a razzle-dazzle "wow", combined with some attempts to get me pliably drunk and milk me for information (which I deduced was to be used in a "making redundant" play)
the plan was flawed in multiple respects, but the one that's most entertaining to me was the attempt to get me drunk. they picked (by chance) one of my regular things, and because I'm not a moron I made sure to make them drink at my pace. they very lost on that mark, and the next day had 'em remarkably chill
"~~perverse incentives~~ budgets rule everything around me"
company X sounds like the sort of bad shit I remember from a DC my side of the world, which was so frequently broken in various states that occasionally you couldn't even touch the outside doorknobs (the heat would translate from the inside)
Y: oof.
Z: lol, wow. good on ya for leaving. no point sticking around in that kind of disasterzone. it ain't ever gonna get fixed by your efforts.
it's even funnier than that (albeit also super depressing, in some ways)
primer: hilmar (the head honcho at ccp) has been "crypto = bae" for going on 5~6y now (that I'm aware of, maybe longer), to the point that there are pictures of the guy at chain confs from around then, and mentions of people talking with him in The Private Backrooms at said chain confs. it's been his darling and he has wanted very, very hard to put it into tq (the main game server). see this for example (and fwiw, warning: eve reddit)
in-fill: there also appears to be quite a bit of cart before the horse element in how the company operates - they will frequently first work on something, then when it starts getting near release they'll send out some surveys that almost without fail have some extremely loaded questions in them. an example would be that instead of asking players what they generally think of xyz feature/intended mechanic/etc, the survey will instead garden path answers along, attempting to manufacture consent/compliance.
and, last little detail: keep in mind this is a game where people will min-max the everloving shit out of something, and where a fair number of people out there are willing to trade actual time to making in-game money with which to fund their gametime ("plexing"). people who would be willing to engage with some really ridiculous abstract/effortful shit for whatever gains they could, just because they could.
so with that said, during 2021/2022 (in the middle of the NFT tsunami of shit) the first big round of "we want to add NFTs to tq" came about. and there were a fair amount of indications that ccp had already sunk quite a bunch of devtime on it, and were getting ready to roll it out. the pitch was, uh, "not well received" would be putting it extremely lightly. it was panned so fucking extremely, they had to put out this newsblog which included the remarkably tortured phrase "Not For Tranquility"
which is the early strand of what leads us to this particular little "gem". it's hard to get specific details because they're fairly tight-lipped about internal processes and shit, so the following is definitely heavily conjecture. hilmar didn't want to break up with his bae, and kept pushing trying to keep this alive, somehow. whether the drive for this is also tied up with the Pearl Abyss acquisition some years prior is unclear (but Black Desert Online players all cried wolf when PA bought CCP, and said to expect increasing financial fuckery). what does appear to be the case is that a number of developers (possibly the pro-NFT among them) got sequestered off to the Special Project that became this thing, along with the a16z money a while back. the general feeling in the eve:o community is still largely "get fucked", and this project is likely to be double-stillborn (on account of dead kriptoes and an unwanted game/product)
I look forward in earnest to see just how dead it is on arrival
[0] - it took less than 2mo from the "would you like to play a fps in the eve universe? what would you want in it? what do you normally do in eve? what would you do in an eve-universe fps? why would you want your eve ...." survey going out to the announcement "hey surprise! we have an fps!"[1]
[1] - again. they've failed a few times, with multiples out. ccp product leadership real bad.
there's a Trade Secret I could tell you! (the cross-post or view source buttons, with appropriate mini trimming)
can't decide if it's soothing or infuriating to learn/realize that, despite insane wealth causing him to get billionairebrain, he's also always been quite the dim fuckwit
that sounds neat, I haven't heard any noises out of new spinnies I've dealt with lately, although sample size 3 in 5y
(the only other spinnies are the wd pocket-sized series, and they're just boring whirr)
why.. did you.. screenshot.. the post.. with a bunch of text blacked out.. ?
I literally just sat down with coffee to check if the new stubsack needs to be made
brava
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it's pretty clear he hasn't