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[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Does this image cause cognitive dissonance? Don’t worry. We simply redefine the word imperialism to make it definitionally not inclusive of these countries. Problem solved and it definitely won’t make us sound like lunatics to normal people!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I've seen racism reframed in a similar manner. It feels a bit sketchy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

TBH, redefining racism as "prejudice plus power" in an academic setting is way more useful, otherwise most "anti-racism" scolars would be researching the negative effects of PoC making fun of unseasoned food.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

That does make sense, but it's just that some try to redefine it in regular conversations which has the exact same behaviour be either racism or not racism, depending on who says it and who is the recipient. And that just makes it weird, it goes against the common definition.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago (2 children)

To be fair: there is an imperialism definition by a Russian guy that conveniently excludes Russian imperialism

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

its not imperialism or genocide when you thump a different type of bible while you're doing it. Commies and tankies agree.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

"I will fight the thing defined by big countries getting bigger by letting different big countries get bigger."

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Here's a fun fact: Every country is west of something, because we live on a sphere. It's just a matter of degree. I can go to New York from California by going west. It'll just take longer.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

irregularly shaped ellipsoid

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

That’s the moons of mars.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

The objectively correct answer

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Check out Mr. Round Earth over here.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Spheroid propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That has to be satire, right? No way is someone that dense.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Your instance is still federated with grad, isn't it? Go take a look lol.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -5 points 4 days ago

Wowwwwwww....

Don't you mean "I'd rather not" or do you want to be a grammar commie?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm sorry liberals, but this is true. Politics only has two sides: America, and communism. And if you won't support AES states like Russia, China, North Korea, Afghanistan, and Puerto Rico, then you're an American neoliberal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

As an idiot, I'm curious why Puerto Rico got lumped in with these other countries?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Puerto Rico is a socialist utopia and about as far from USA imperialist ideology as you can get. I mean, just listen to the name, it's so nonwhite!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

It must be said that those imperialist eastern nations all have absolutely fire flags

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

@sovietfangirl

And into the trash that opinion goes.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Hot take: non-white people are often racist

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"Often" is a bit too generalising for me. Non-white people can be racist, that's true, just as white people can. Any race has good and bad people.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Originally I wrote "can" but that sounded like it was giving permission to be racist. Nobody should be classifying individuals based on their race. Bigotry is always bad - just because you're in the minority doesn't excuse you from the standards we set for everyone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Ah, the ol' can/may conundrum. Every English teacher's favourite

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I'd just say that people everywhere all quite often racist

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 days ago

All people are racist. The westerners just got good at hiding it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

All these tankies are happy Trump is in power now, right?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Some of them are probably Russian bots and prop anyone regardless of tankies or MAGA, so long as the polarisation destabilises the West.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

It's so like westerners to appropriate the cultural innovations of the Assyrians and claim it as they're own.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Username checks out.