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[–] [email protected] 101 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I sent an email. We'll see what happens.

Edit: I received the following response:

This has been a social experiment by Oxford University, thanks for participating. Your data has been logged.

Immediately after opening the email, I received the following text message:

Hello, how have you been?

0/10, would not recommend.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm guessing you tick 2/4 boxes

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

I am full time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

You are braver than I am.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

LOOKING FOR INTERNET GF

MUST BE
-internet
-a girl (negotiable)
-ready to be chronologically and financially disappointed
-hungry

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY

Please email me at [email protected] Please email me i swear to god i am so lonely and sad i dont even care if you're doing it as a joke i just needed human contact please someone just talk

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

How can one be chronologically disappointed? Did you mean "chronically"?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

1 Bad at summing things up

7 Have a hard time counting numbers

4 Firstly, forgetting when what happened.

Let me sum it up for you:

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry, this comment hasn't left me disappointed AT ALL.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck, at least I tried

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t have enough time to answer you, let alone finish this re

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

ally long salami that was shoved ins

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

ide an oven wrapped in dough for 20 minutes at 2

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought it might be a cute way to say they'd be a waste of time and money.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Uses Too Many Big Words

Contention

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

The person may wish to be disappointed one disappointed at the time and would be disappointed to have disappointing flashbacks to previous disappointments. This person wishes to be disappointed by the disappointments in chronological order.

I don't know if this makes any sense but at least I learnt to spell disappointed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Travelled back in time and the past is shite.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Can she be Polish but live in Canada?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I feel like posting a picture of what you want is kinda vain, shouldn't they just have a headshot on the flyer? It's not like this can get any more embarrassing.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago

The flyer does no good if nobody looks at it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The pic is clearly Danny Phantom "fan" "art".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I was thinking more Fairly Oddparents, but same artist.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe that's what she looks like.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If anyone who looks like that is single and desperate enough to be posting flyers, they should try sliding into my DMs. They'll find love much quicker there.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly, this takes more effort and is more creative than making a profile on a dating app.

It is also pretty honest.

... I don't think this is likely to actually work, due to the obvious red flags, but it is probably more likely to actually work than doing this same thing on an app.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

A note about dating apps: most of them aren't better than this. Their interest is keeping the user clicking, paying for services and coming back. If you find the right person for yourself, you will do none of that. So they:

  • build awful card stack systems with no search function
  • build superficial profile systems with no metadata about personality, habits or world views

...and of course, with such systems, people fail to find suitable partners. They come back and pay, but society suffers, because someone needs to make money.

I would vote for a politician who would promise that the ministry of health and social security will order a publicly funded dating site that's built by scientists, with data privacy managed by the leading university in the country.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You want increased birthrate? This is step 1.

Of course I think that if Musk controlled a government dating site, it wouldn't show white people any non-white matches. And wouldn't support anything except two person, male/female relationships.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

That went from funny to sad real quick

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Catfish2Catfish communication.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

gonna pretend to care and when he asks for a pic, imma hit him with the goth Meg from family guy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Meh, weak sauce. I'd settle for part time.