There’s a bar on the beach town near me that uses “lobsters” and “crabs” as it’s bathroom door identifiers.
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it looks like youre already in a bathroom
If it's biology based, women have 3 and men 2, but straight line would make more sense. But that is only a guess and who knows what the symbols are actually based on.
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2 bowls per stall vs 3 bowls per stall. Depends on the size of your friend group.
The left one is easy, it's boobs. Which means you're allowed if you have man boobs.
The other one is for people with 3 nipples.
On first visit, I'd secretly try to check where the urinals are. In second visit, I would do that process again because who the fuck is meant to remember what that circles want to express??
Binary and trinary
Choose the door that looks the most like the sweaty imprint your groin leaves on the bench
Maybe this is a lesson and it doesn't matter what bathrooms we use?
There's a sink. Problem solved.
Left is for if you have to do a #2 right is for #3s obviously
That's very worrying, does the US already started to sorting humans by the amount of balls they have?
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