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There’s a bar on the beach town near me that uses “lobsters” and “crabs” as it’s bathroom door identifiers.
Does everyone eventually end up using the crabs bathroom?
I mean it’s sylvan lake so. Yeah probably.
My immediate assumption is that lobsters are for dudes, but I'm not sure why. I guess because they look taller and less curvy?
Everybody knows that women transmit crabs, and guys are grabby like a lobster. /s
Do you know which one is which yet?
Crabs is women lobsters is men. I don’t know why. I saw a stand up bit that was similar to that and often wondered if they got it from there or if it’s like a franchise thing. The bartender said he had no idea.
The crab had a skirt on and the lobster had a suit and bow tie on. So that tipped you off I guess haha