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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 minutes ago

Id uninstall people from outside.server for an elite class that actually spent opulently on the artisan class.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 44 minutes ago

That's what the rich used to do.

Look at stuff like Chippendale furniture, or those pineapple newel posts. Once upon a time those were hand carved. Not only would they be made from exotic wood, but you had to pay a craftsman to waste his entire life doing that shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 41 minutes ago

I still have parts of my business doing luxury real estate photo and videography. They ALL have the same shit. They all have the same heavy black anodised metal door leading into the living room, the qooker tap, the green egg BBQ (that they probably never use) and the Sonos/B&O sound system. They all have the same "art" or close enough, same cars, etc etc. They're definitely going through a checklist of "this thing is expensive and popular among my peers, I shall have it at any cost!".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

lol, I can almost guarantee they were watching this video lmao https://youtu.be/n5x7GLl-mMo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

My billionaire ex’s family loved truffle oil on shit at restaurants. Rich does not equal taste at all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

I've never had truffle oil before. Maybe it is really good

[–] [email protected] 2 points 35 minutes ago

The vast majority is fake, and basically just a chemical.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Here's a rule of thumb for you, if you put truffle oil on stuff - it's already too much truffle oil.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

This is where both traveling outside your own village and generational wealth come into play.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Rich people pay me lots of money to reupholster their ugly, boring-ass beigey-grey furniture to make it look..... same ol' boring beigey-grey. Then they display it In their giant beige house.

Makes me want to fucking scream. Rich boomers have absolutely no fucking taste.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I was always a fan of that crimson faux leather and velvet they put in cars in the 80's. When I strike it rich you can upholster me awful red furniture. It gonna be gaudy AF.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

The person who wrote this clearly isn't familiar with rich people. Billionaires and multimillionaires do this stuff. McMansions are for the poor millionaires.

The ultra rich use imported marble for their bathrooms. They fly in the best plaster artist in the country to make a mural in the foyer. The butler's pantry is lined with $100/sqft wallpaper. The desks are made of rare Italian old growth hardwood.

Some of it is gaudy, some of it is tasteful. But it's hard to comprehend just how expensive everything in their houses are. They spend a million or two dollars on AV alone.

Source: I was a pro AV commissioner/programmer for a long time. Fun fact: AV was deemed "essential work" during lockdown. Another fun fact: rich people stopped tipping entirely during lockdown.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Many years ago I was doing carpentry in a mansion on Kiawah Island, and the owner had brought back these huge clam shells from Greece that he turned into bathroom sinks.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I can tell you exactly how much every single one of those things is worth once their mansions are burned to the ground.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Doesn't matter. Most of their money is in the market anyway. The rest is just the cream.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 14 hours ago

The stone might be salvageable

[–] [email protected] 64 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

I saw an exhibit at a museum about wealth throughout history. Italian "chopines" were popular during the renaissance to show power and wealth. The higher the shoe, the more elite you were. Look at this goofy shit:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

I can see someone walking on the short ones top left, and I might add the design is not bad aesthetically. But the other two? Is it possible to walk with that? I think stilts would be more practical to be honest

[–] [email protected] 24 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

I think there was a small bit of practicality to these, even if they were primarily wealth and status symbols. Most of the streets were covered in excrement at the time, as there wasn’t any sewage or plumbing. If you could afford a pair of these “chopines,” you could keep up out of the muck while walking about. I guess just don’t get them too tall, or ya might trip and tip lol

[–] [email protected] 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You can see the discoloration around the base of sone if them, which shows the utility of the idea, but I suspect the extreme height was deliberately to make them impractical to show you don't need to work, in the same way long trains on dresses show you don't do anything much and can afford someone to follow you around holding it up, or lawns showed you didn't need your land to produce food.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 14 hours ago

Like how pale skin used to be a mark of rich people because poor people had to toil in the sun all day. Of course, once the poor people moved into offices and other indoor jobs, it became attractive to have a tan showing you can afford to lie on the sun all day instead of working.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

If you could afford a pair of these “chopines,” you could keep up out of the muck while walking about.

Reminds me of Monty Python.

"I could tell he's a king!" "Really, how?" "Well, he ain't all covered in shit now is he?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

That would certainly make sense, considering how the front of these towards the bottom is shaped like a wedge.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

Sure, people are good at the silly "i'm better than you".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

They made a comeback recently. Platform shoes are everywhere

[–] [email protected] 44 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

"Maybe rich people should build weird fountains, again."

https://youtu.be/cz231Zi8Z7g

"The Wasserspiele of Bergpark Wilhelmshöhe are 300 years old, powered entirely by gravity, and entertaining tourists. As legacies for rich people go, there are far worse ones."

[–] [email protected] 22 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Been saying this for years. Todays rich people are fucking bad at being rich. It's truly a skill issue.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

If billionaires were building libraries and colleges and such, they wouldn't be so bad. Still bad, but at least we'd be getting something.

Today's ultra rich are more into bunkers and are just soulless, selfish, and frankly kind of stupid.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

Farting sounds=worth it.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

The tumblr user thinks the rich people live in McMansions

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

The user is Finnish, so they might not know that much about the US rich people

[–] [email protected] 16 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Fun fact, the grand prize for the largest privately owned house in the US [still] goes to George Washington Vanderbilt II, who commissioned construction of the Biltmore Estate in 1889.

At 178,926 sqft. (16,622.8 m^2^), it is only slightly smaller than the average Walmart Supercenter.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago

So what you're saying is that I'm doing better than he is because I'm living in the back of a Walmart.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm equally pissed off that we get billionaire tech mogul taking over the government but he doesn't even have a volcano island populated with goons or a giant skull base.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago
  • that we're aware of...

plus - Epstein's isle.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 17 hours ago

This would be the issue if I were rich, I'd want to spend so much money supporting people that I'd probably no longer be rich.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 16 hours ago

This is what differentiates old money from nouveau-riche. They’re both evil, but the first have a sense of dignity about it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Keuhkopussirotta is a great username

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

Yours isn’t bad either 🇫🇮💪🏼

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

They still do shit like this. They make the crafts people sign NDAs so they can't talk about their work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

If I was rich I'd I'd try my hardest so nobody goes hungry ever