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Original post: hachyderm.io (Mastodon)

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 19 hours ago

This message was intended for the children who picked those cocoa beans.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 19 hours ago

Yeah, I hate this a lot.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The real question is why are you eating Soap

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

**chocolate flavored soap

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

Work must be different in america since its so popular....

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Omg, so cursed.

(The message, not the soap chocolate)

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Plot twist: It was actually Dove Soap..

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can anyone think of a closer trademark collision than Dove chocolate and Dove soap? They sell chocolate covered ice cream bars similar in concept to a Klondike bar, and the commercial showed an oblong white thing being covered in chocolate, and child me was very confused.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Where I live there's a butter called "Flora" and a toothpaste "Fluora".

You do not want to confuse these two either.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Isn't that the same thing?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Does it turn you into a newt?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

You’ll get better.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

“That was good, now rinse.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Moisturizer.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of that post awhile ago "Sometimes when my wife has PMS I text her the motivational slogans printed on her tampons."

Also, they should print "That was good! Now back to the HUSTLE!" on a tampon wrapper.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I tried pressing the "hide" button 🤦‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

Maybe in future I'll have to inspect element to remove that and the ALT when posting Mastodon screenshots 😬

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

Okay I'm doing The hustle now do I get more chocolate?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago

This chocolate is doing the culinary equivalent of a hookup giving you cab fare and telling you to fuck off. Rude.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How else are you going to afford more chocolate?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If you can't afford chocolate, you should be working to earn more money.

/S