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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Plot twist: It was actually Dove Soap..

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can anyone think of a closer trademark collision than Dove chocolate and Dove soap? They sell chocolate covered ice cream bars similar in concept to a Klondike bar, and the commercial showed an oblong white thing being covered in chocolate, and child me was very confused.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Where I live there's a butter called "Flora" and a toothpaste "Fluora".

You do not want to confuse these two either.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does it turn you into a newt?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

You’ll get better.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

“That was good, now rinse.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago