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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

Everyone gets horny enough to fill the hole in their stomachs eventually

[–] [email protected] 71 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

My wife said "you could put 2 in one hole if you weren't a coward".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 21 hours ago
  • Abraham Lincoln
[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago

Sounds to me like she was trying to tell you something.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You've got more than three. There's the A-hole, P-hole, V-hole, M-hole, two N-holes, and two E-holes. Then there are the manufactured holes: two H-holes when you make a fist, a TT-hole if you squeeze them together, a BB-hole if you're on the heavy side, and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes. There are up to 3 bonus holes if you have one or more of the various medical stoma, and two extra bonus holes if you're blind and have prosthetic eyes.

But you can get by with only one if you tie those sausages together end-to-end.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 22 hours ago

so many holes and you forgot the most important one.

1000001260

[–] [email protected] 13 points 23 hours ago

and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

This hole. It's... made for me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago

She pushed the sausage in her vagina and then another in her anus.

The sausage in her anus said "Holy shit! It's tight in here."

The one in her vagina looked surprised and said "Holy shit! A talking sausage!"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

NOW YOU’RE A MAN! A MAN MAN MAN!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Great, now they need another sausage.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

This is the way

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago

Skill issue.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

An extra in case you accidentally bite the first one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

maybe the holes we have are just the friends we made along the way

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Maybe the sausages are the friends we made along the way

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There was a man named Quagmire that is said to have discovered a Fourth Hole.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Right there at the knee

But you have to believe it’s there

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Damn girl, eat one at least idk

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

It's just like a "baker's dozen."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago

Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

Have you never heard of double anal?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

A spare for if you're feeling confident today

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The only limiting factor is imagination and pain tolerance

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

3 holes and 2 hands. If anything, you're a weiner short...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

One of the uses of 'bound feet' was as an orafice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Otorhinolaryngologist rule

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

Clearly someone hasn't heard about TAP.