I sold most of my TSLA at 350, but kept a couple hundred to back some long calls at 400. Kinda wish I'd just unloaded it all, but those calls are likely to go unclaimed, so that's nice.
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Interesting... However
Well the schtick of promising shit then not delivering it will have some future effect at some point too.
This is peak Technical Analysis!
Oh Tesla's never gonna rebound!
Unless.
We get a little crazy
In a world full of people, only some want to buy
Them things
The size of which you've never known before
While those around him criticize and sleep.
But we're never gonna survive, unless.
We get a little crazy.
No we're never gonna survive, unless.
We are a little crazy.
My brother sent me this meme an hour ago... Problem is, he believes it... He is not very smart. He is the kind of person who thinks that the memes in wallstreetbets are some kind of conspiracy level of good advice because, and I quote, "They can't just go out and say it, that would be stock manipulation and possibly insider trading!"
I've been trying to convince him since that buying Tesla stock right now is a very, very bad idea. It's not a very good idea at all.
Never catch a falling knive they say.
“They can’t just go out and say it, that would be stock manipulation and possibly insider trading!” Has he not paid attention to the majority of Congress? There is a reason they won't do shit about manipulations and insider trading.
You got a wet chortle out of me, I hope you're happy.
I shamelessly stole it from wallstreetbets🤷♂️
Tesla sales down about 50% compared to last year in almost every market. Up 20% in the UK but I'm not sure if that's a significant market for them.
But since the share price is completely divorced from the performance anyway I don't know whether it matters.
Fair point, but what happens when there's no more head?
Trend wise, of course. In Minecraft.
First it goes into free fall, then it slows its drop, but the ticket starts going backwards in time.
Only to 360. Maybe about 380 in full profile. Slightly unclear, face is as weird as body.
Needs more man booby