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[–] [email protected] 40 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Elon with his child shield again

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

"The thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don’t kid yourself, when they say they don’t care about their lives, you have to take out their families."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It really pains us, we'll have to kill your wives and children too It's purely business, we just cannot have them avengin' you

Rip Trevor moore

[–] [email protected] 45 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

It's Goya beans all over again

[–] [email protected] 30 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

And I've been boycotting Goya ever since.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago

Same. Turns out they're not much different from store brands anyhow

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Keep boycotting, and join protests outside Tesla showrooms. ~60% of Musk’s wealth is in Tesla shares. Tank the stock and tank his wealth and thus influence

There are protests all across the US and starting to spring up in other countries. Here’s a list of upcoming ones + a guide to help organize one around you if none exist

https://actionnetwork.org/event_campaigns/teslatakedown

[–] [email protected] 13 points 21 hours ago

This is the easiest boycott of my life. I love it

[–] [email protected] 32 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Searching on Google “how to sell my tesla” or “how to sell my tesla stock” hurts their shares. Scheduling a test drive and not showing up wastes their time and resources :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Well if I'm gonna schedule a test drive i may as well test the hell out of it, no?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago

Read those waivers and see how much you can get away with 😈 “oops, I lost control and scratched the shit out of the side”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

I like the cut of your jib!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Snake Oil Feedback Loop achievement unlocked.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 22 hours ago

Best politicians money can buy!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 21 hours ago

This man is one of the most pathetic human beings to ever walk the earth

[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago

Rednecks are gonna buy ev to own the libs!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just because we want electronic cars, doesn't means we'll take Tesla's.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

I don't want electric cars. I want electric trains.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 21 hours ago

That's so fucking gross

Such a historical site defaced for such a purpose.

I hope someone's dog shits on the white house lawn and doesn't clean it up

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago

Trump is for sale.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

This the same dipshit who wants to halt federal EV buildout, EV Programs, and federal building charging stations. I doubt any of you needed reminding, but JFC, it pains me that some dummy is gonna buy an EV only AFTER he sat in one for political theater.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago

Well, yeah. It's the same boomer move: pull the ladder up behind you. Musk and Tesla already benefitted from the programs he now wants to cut, to raise the barrier of entry for potential competitors...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

Sawsticars aren't profitable without the carbon taxes credits. Notice no one has suggested getting rid of those.

Those public chargers are competion with Musk's Tesla chargers. The only profitiable part of Tesla.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 23 hours ago

"Daaaad, the other kids are being mean to me!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

😂 what a waste. I doubt this even moves the needle on public perception. Rednecks aren't buying these things only well off urban Republicans. I can't think many leftists give a shit about these things. They may be fast, but they have no class.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Partially true. It moves the perception against Tesla, xelon & president felon. Sales will drop further.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

especially considering how restricted by range and chargers people are subject to in more rural areas.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago

Surely associating the vehicles even more closely with the primary reason the stock is falling off of a fucking cliff will prevent the stocks from falling off of a cliff.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Is the driver's seat waterproof?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

If you wear the included depends

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