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Trump turns the White House lawn into a Tesla showroom (www.nbcnews.com)
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Elon with his child shield again

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Protecting them kneecaps

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

"The thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don’t kid yourself, when they say they don’t care about their lives, you have to take out their families."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It really pains us, we'll have to kill your wives and children too It's purely business, we just cannot have them avengin' you

Rip Trevor moore