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[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Could you explain it for the thickos like me?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago

The answer is that you type 2 characters to make a heart, which are the less than symbol < and 3, when together make a heart <3 And that's only 2 characters, which is less than 3. So the answer is both the instructions on how to type a heart and the number of characters required to type a heart.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

<3 looks like a heart on its side. Mathematically speaking, it means less than 3. And since it's 2 characters, that means the heart is less than 3, or <3

Edit: I love how three of us decided to explain at the same time in three different ways.

How many lemmings does it take to explain a joke? At least 3, it seems!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

We are all so helpful! <3

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

~3

Man that just looks like a softie.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When I met the woman who is now my wife, instead of using <3, she would use <&. This reminded me of the graphic of the mouse from the classic game Rodent's Revenge. As a result, sometimes instead of saying more traditional expressions of love - textually or verbally - we will simply say "mouse heart."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It vaguely looks like an anatomical heart that way

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

This feels like something Neil deGrasse Tyson would write.

You can kiss yourself in the mirror. But only on the lips.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

(Compose Key → < → 3)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Mark that NSFW man, geez!

[–] Michal 1 points 2 days ago

Looks even more centered

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I’m old enough to remember when S2 was the common way to draw a heart..

..which ironically is also less than three characters!

[–] RandomVideos 3 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I wish I could double up-vote this. It deserves it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No the shift key counts too, it takes 2 to make the ‘<‘ plus one more for ‘3’.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Characters, not keystrokes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Plus, I'm a programmer and type <>, (), {}, and [] enough that I have them bound to non-shift keys. So even if we were counting keystrokes, it'd still be fewer than three on my keyboard.

[–] RandomVideos 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You also have to include how many mouse clicks/keys you used yo bind them to non-shift keys

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What, are you saying we're counting one-time configuration costs? If so, the hundred or so configuration clicks are still utterly dwarfed by the tens of thousands of saved keystrokes. Statistical noise.

Anyway, I ruined the joke by correcting the grammar. "Less than 3" is "<3", whether it took a hundred keystrokes to type or not. "Fewer than three" breaks the joke.

[–] RandomVideos 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All previous clicks should be counted, including installing linux, opening firefox/a firefox fork and arguing with strangers only about how many clicks are needed to type "<3"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good point, but I think it doesn't go far enough. I think we need to include all of the key clicks and mouse movements needed to develop the Linux kernel and GNU tools, plus everything that went into designing and delivering the keyboard to you.

[–] RandomVideos 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dont forget about the invention and evolution of the computer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How many clicks do you think were needed to cause the Big Bang?

[–] RandomVideos 1 points 2 days ago

I feel like the clicks before the Big Bang shouldnt count. That would make it too long of a timespan

Clicks in parallel dimensions should count though

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago