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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Incredibly true for me these days. But don't fret, shellcheck and tldp.org is all you need. And maybe that one stackoverflow answer about how to get the running script's directory

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Or it’s because other people are assholes. And write shit garbage. And then you go to fix a bug or add an enhancement. And then you are stuck.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

VLOOKUP. Every time. Also Catan Cities and Knights.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is why I finally switched to nushell.

[–] Kissaki 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I’d been considering it for awhile, but thought it wasn’t worth the trouble of switching until I realized just how often I do things the tedious manual way because writing a bash script to do it is so arcane

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I feel same with regex....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Very true. Been programming/scripting in Bash since many many years, I could almost consider myself an "expert", however I still need to look up the same crap over and over again, since remembering weird symbol constellations is the last thing you should do, when you actually just wanna achieve a goal with the script and not learn how to summon the spirit of some C-related language creator.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

I’ve switched to nutshell imo. Bash is in need of a replacement

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