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nginx ("engine x") is an HTTP web server, reverse proxy, content cache, load balancer, TCP/UDP proxy server, and mail proxy server. […] [1]

I still pronounce it as "n-jinx" in my head.

References

  1. Title (website): "nginx". Publisher: NGINX. Accessed: 2025-02-26T23:25Z. URI: https://nginx.org/en/.
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I laughed out loud when I first learned that imgur is supposed to be pronounced as "imager'... well you fuckin chose the wrong combination of letters for that didn't ya

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (4 children)

1000% I say gif too, like gift. If you wanted it pronounced like “jiff” then you should have spelled it with a J.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

TIL some people pronounced it n-jinx

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[–] [email protected] 130 points 5 days ago (35 children)

And JSON is pronounced “javascripton“

[–] [email protected] 88 points 5 days ago

Oh my god it's Javascripton Bourne!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Occasionally i feel myself longing back to the good ol' JSOFF times.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago

That is the lamest decepticon transformer I’ve ever heard of

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (3 children)

And I will always pronounce SQL as “squeal”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

My brain first interpreted SQL as 'squirrel' and that now refuses to relinquish its claim as default pronunciation in my mind.

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (9 children)

There's a linux file called fstab which is often pronounced f-s-tab because it's a table of file systems. It was somewhat surprising to hear Dave Plummer pronounce it as "f-stab", as in stabbing someone...

[–] Deebster 1 points 1 day ago

I guess some people might go with f-s-tayb, but I wouldn't necessary recognise what they were saying.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It'll forever be F-stab in my head

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Whereas fsck, short for "file system check", should be pronounced "fisk" when someone in a suit is around, otherwise it's "fuck".

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

f-s-tab is feeble. Unsatisfactory. Bureaucratic.

f-stab is jocose. Nonchalant. Sharp.

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[–] CameronDev 95 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I've been pronouncing it N-gin-X, which is probably close enough once slurred together

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I always called it “in-gen-ix”, which doesn’t even make sense now that I think about it.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 days ago

I've always pronounced it "not-Apache"

[–] [email protected] 59 points 5 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I've never heard it pronounced any other way than "engine x".

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

I've never heard it pronounced. Which is why I also thought it was "n-jinx"

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I think software name pronunciation discussions are so hilariously absurd that I sometimes purposefully vocalise nginx as “Nuhh Ginks” just to put a hat on it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

En Guh Inks

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 days ago (7 children)

like how curl in my head is "curl" and not "c-url"

[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 days ago

It is pronounced like "curl" though!

We pronounce curl with an initial k sound. It rhymes with words like girl and earl. This is a short WAV file to help you:

https://media.merriam-webster.com/soundc11/c/curl0001.wav

https://curl.se/docs/faq.html#What_is_cURL

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

…it's not "curl"?

EDIT (2025-02-27T04:15Z):

cURL (pronounced like "curl", /kɜːrl/) […] [1]

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  1. Title (article): "cURL". Publisher: Wikipedia. Published: 2025-02-20T12:12Z. Accessed: 2025-02-27T04:17Z. URI: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CURL.
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (4 children)

As always, first impressions count. There is no way I'm starting to call it engine x now, except for fun.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (14 children)

I thought it was pronounced N-G-N-X

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

When I first heard someone say SCSI out loud describing the drives in a server, I responded with, "No, they're actually high-end drives."

[–] Kelly 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

My workplace calls it "n-jinx", we know its nonstandard but its still what is understood by the team.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

My lead dev used to pronounce it njinx and I always needed some time to realize what he's talking about.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago (18 children)

And postgresql is pronounced post-gres-Q-L, even though it probably should be post-gre-SQL

[–] camh 24 points 5 days ago

I just pronounce it postgres. That's the original name of the database. It originally had its own query language (quel), and SQL was later retrofitted onto it and called PostgreSQL. But the original quel language is long gone that we may as well go back to calling it just Postgres.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Wow, I never knew people thought it was pronounced differently. Never even considered it looked like jinx.

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[–] Kissaki 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I always pronounced it engine-x (fluent as one word) but never thought of it meaning engine lol

n gin x -> en gin ex -> "enginex" spoken, nginx thought

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I went for n-ginx too. I've known for a while that it's actually n-gin-x but have to think carefully to not revert back.

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