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[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

The problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness.

-Sanic

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Laid three eggs

[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

a cumswallow you mean?

[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This took me about an hour

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago

This raises a lot of questions reguarding the chicken & egg thing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

57 minutes between the post and your comment, your sense of time is very precise.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Brilliant minds think alike.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

this ones my favorite. silly lil guy

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

A thing of beauty.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Omg a charlizard

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

impressive. very nice. now duplicate the detail on its chest

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I sent this to my husband and a few of my friends and wanted to share their responses too

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The contrast in effort between the second and third image is perfect.

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Chicken wearin pants

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] owsei 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dashing lil guy

I wanted to give it a tophat, a watch and a cane.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I just assume that the cane is on the other side.

[–] owsei 2 points 1 week ago

They all came out kinda wrong :(

But if you wanna give it a go, go right ahead :)

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