this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2025
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Every time you enter the bathroom, BAM! You wonder if the rest of the house has finally shorted out your visual cortex and given you monochromacy. When you leave it, however, the assault continues. Yay?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

You're all talking about the red walls and the carpet on the stairs. Here I am thinking how depressing that concrete wasteland of a yard is.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

i think it looks kinda really cool... it's just a really aggressive red ;(

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Jesus $300k for 474 square feet?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

within the M25 so technically London

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Welcome to European land prices. We don't have a billion acres of uninhabited wilderness to spaff giant McMansions all over.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Maybe you guys need to take a page out of the mole people's playbook and build more underground lairs. Think of all the space down there!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

£300,000 - which is USD$377,700

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

I’d live here. (I am a vampyr)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What's the deal with the porch/cage? The reds awful and it's like the fever dream of a scene kid playing the Sims in the early 2000s...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Catio probably. There's a scratching post in the lounge

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Possibly they have a pet bird?

The red is a particularly hard shade.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe they were in prison and they missed being caged in.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I assume inmates are allowed out of the bloodscape for an hour a day to sit in the sunshine and enjoy views of the flagstones and perimeter fence.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's honestly a shame that there are some cool aspects here and there. I like the bathroom more or less.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The brick red is relatively relaxing.

(edit: second thought, dark grey. I think I was swayed by the brick shapes, and my retina's red cones were still spasming from the other pictures)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

The leopard print carpeting on the stairs too is what really set this over the edge for me

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

I bet you couldn't even plaster over that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

The whole place looks like a 16 years old boy room in his band phase, oh and they sure love cats.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I live here (Im a communist)