Every time you enter the bathroom, BAM! You wonder if the rest of the house has finally shorted out your visual cortex and given you monochromacy. When you leave it, however, the assault continues. Yay?
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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You're all talking about the red walls and the carpet on the stairs. Here I am thinking how depressing that concrete wasteland of a yard is.
i think it looks kinda really cool... it's just a really aggressive red ;(
Jesus $300k for 474 square feet?
within the M25 so technically London
Welcome to European land prices. We don't have a billion acres of uninhabited wilderness to spaff giant McMansions all over.
Maybe you guys need to take a page out of the mole people's playbook and build more underground lairs. Think of all the space down there!
£300,000 - which is USD$377,700
I’d live here. (I am a vampyr)
What's the deal with the porch/cage? The reds awful and it's like the fever dream of a scene kid playing the Sims in the early 2000s...
Catio probably. There's a scratching post in the lounge
Possibly they have a pet bird?
The red is a particularly hard shade.
Maybe they were in prison and they missed being caged in.
I assume inmates are allowed out of the bloodscape for an hour a day to sit in the sunshine and enjoy views of the flagstones and perimeter fence.
It's honestly a shame that there are some cool aspects here and there. I like the bathroom more or less.
The brick red is relatively relaxing.
(edit: second thought, dark grey. I think I was swayed by the brick shapes, and my retina's red cones were still spasming from the other pictures)
The leopard print carpeting on the stairs too is what really set this over the edge for me
I bet you couldn't even plaster over that
The whole place looks like a 16 years old boy room in his band phase, oh and they sure love cats.
I live here (Im a communist)