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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

wasn't aware anyone else used fuck off as a unit of measure.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Named after russian physicist and engineer Talim Yukan Fokkov, the unit of measurement received swift and widespread recognition all over the scientific community.

Fokkov was often said to be exclaiming it when asked for the specific amount of sugar he put in his famous potash cake. "It's a Fuckoff amount, that enogh for you? Now leave me be."

Fokkov died in 1980 in a tragic accident, eyewitnesses described as "a fuckoff ginormous energy beam suddenly bursting from the sky, popping all the corn in Iowah."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A Real Genius came up with this plan

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Dr Doofenshmirtz, is that you?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This will kill Iowa's population

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

A large portion of that is the band Slipknot (8 members).

[–] RagnarokOnline 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But is the satellite Jewish?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

No, Space is

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Couldn't you just use a big mirror and lens?

Seems like using a panel and microwave transmitter would be inefficient.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Sounds like a potential xkcd video