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[–] onlinepersona 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When your language is so superior it doesn't have strings in the stdlib 👌 stdlib strings are for pansies.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

stdlib

Having a standard library is for a weak and decadent so called developers.

[–] onlinepersona 3 points 4 days ago

Of course true software engineers talk to their computers. No need for fancy strings when the output is raw binary.

[–] FizzyOrange 2 points 1 week ago

I would be disappointed by a compiler that turns an integer switch into a linear search

I would be very surprised if they do use binary search. Anyone want to check?