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[โ€“] onlinepersona 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When your language is so superior it doesn't have strings in the stdlib ๐Ÿ‘Œ stdlib strings are for pansies.

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[โ€“] nesc@lemmy.cafe 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

stdlib

Having a standard library is for a weak and decadent so called developers.

[โ€“] onlinepersona 3 points 1 month ago

Of course true software engineers talk to their computers. No need for fancy strings when the output is raw binary.

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[โ€“] FizzyOrange 2 points 1 month ago

I would be disappointed by a compiler that turns an integer switch into a linear search

I would be very surprised if they do use binary search. Anyone want to check?