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According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.
He used to be regarded as tony stark. Nah he is Justin Hammer. Steals ideas implements them shit and has no idea about anything
I used to think he was the modern Thomas Edison, but it turns out he's actually the modern Thomas Edison.
That's so fucking clever, I love it.
Dont forget openly bragging about his wide berth of knowledge
Whenever Elon speaks of programming, he just spouts the most delusional Point-Haired Boss bullshit imaginable. Truly, he has been promoted to the level of his incompetence.
(It is also highly ironic considering the Dilbert creator's politics.)
Of course. Everyone who's ever used a DB knows it's BS. As long as the data is structured - which it a) is because he was able to make assertions about it and b) fucking Excel files are enough - it CAN be imported and SQL'd on. Even Excel has built in support for fuck's sake, not to mention Python and PowerQuery.
The dude is a self-certified moron - he probably struggles with the concept of PKI, too.
Half of your secret key pair is just out there for any one in the public to see! Which enables MASSIVE FRAUD!!
He was baffled a building he was opening had a water use plan. You know. That thing everyone who's built a building larger than a shed has to deal with.
Calling someone a retard for believing something that's obviously true is straight out of the flat-Earther playbook.
https://xcancel.com/elonmusk/status/1889062581848944961
thought the replies would be better. Some people deducted that it uses plain text.
"I have a lot of respect for you Elon, please don't be a name-caller." What an idiot.
The dBase III joke was pretty good. But dBase IV would have been much, much funnier.
