Nobody was hurt.
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...except Steve, but he's a rounding error.
There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn't be counted.
Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin' swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
Mr Boombastic
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Told ya so
"humans make mistakes"
so many goddamn iNvEsTiGaTiOnS I have to write for work boil down to this
if you're too cheap to engineer out the possibility of human error, don't come crying to me, a human, about it
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We're insured, right?
We got insurance?
Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:
“Been overloaded for years” 🤷♂️
4 words. You have to clean it all up now, by hand.
Followed by 2 more words: “I quit”
- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
it wasn't me
Ah, the Shaggy defense
We should unionize
"I told you."
Saved the eggs.
They're getting away!
I wasn't here
Damn thing broke
It was loud
Good luck Jim
Oops, my bad
Ruh roh raggy
See you tomorrow
How about "is everyone ok"?
Not my problem
What happened here?
I'd guess someone reversed a forklift into one of the vertical shelf beams. These beams will carry a good amount of weight when that's only applied vertically.
But if you bend the beams with a forklift, or push them from the side (like when a neighboring shelf falls over), then they will fold under the weight pretty quickly.
Oh I know, I was just stating the three words I'd say to my boss. If I ask what happened, then I probably just arrived to see the mess at the same time they did, right? 😁
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Front fell off
I fucking quit
K I quit
"Pfff. Mondays, huh?"
This osha violation
oops ididit again
Get better racking.
Shit. Is. fuuucked.
Some shit broke
Fucken' hell, man!
Time to drink
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