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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Astrology daughter;

+less money lost to scams

+less likely to engage with bro culture

-more likely to engage with crystals, vibrations, homeopathy, etc..

+less cringe

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Much more likely astrology daughter is engaging with crystals and vibrations from a more spiritual sense without zealotry, and purely for the joy it brings them. Homeopathy probably because western medicine is a miserable experience for women...

So yeah, those aren't exactly red flags at first glance.

NFTs however... Don't ever talk to me again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Nft, i can laugh as crashes his savings again and again

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago

Child neglect is probably the cause

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Both equally insufferable, but NFT son is more consequentially risky.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

If you believe in something like astrology, chances are high that you also get scammed by nft

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Astrology daughter won’t try and destabilize the world with star charts

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

It’s always a fucking Reagan. FUCK

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Astrology daughter. NFT son will be bankrupt in your basement, no matter what. Astrology daughter might marry a rich guy.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Only if he's not a Taurus. No amount of money can get Mercury back in alignment.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago

But the Taurus was sold under the Ford brand. The Mercury version was called the Sable.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

And if she doesn't, she hopefully tries to be a kind person and sell pretty gems.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

And if not, it's saturns fault that she's an insufferable cunt

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Both are recoverable but the astrology daughter is much cheaper to handle. Tarot, crystals, and star charts don't eat retirement funds.

Daughter with a Psychic, much tougher call.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

How about daughter who is a psychic?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

Psychiatry is expensive yeah.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

astrology son and nft daughter

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

astrology nft or son daughter?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Definitely son daughter.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Astrology daughter. Nft son is stupid, and probably a jackass. Astrology daughter likely has her heart in the right place and just thinks it's a fun little thing.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (3 children)

Astrology daughter might have her heart in the right place but she's still stupid, and her prejudiced woo-woo beliefs are going to end up hurting people and society.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Sure

But compared to an nft son, a lot less.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Astrology is literally older than the Assyrian Empire, that grift is eternal.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Chill down! You sound almost like a Taurus!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

I don't believe in astrology. I'm a Sagittarius and we're sceptical.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago

I wish I could see NFT's as just a fun little thing tbh. But nft sons have ruined that.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 17 hours ago (9 children)

100% an astrology daughter. like a third of everybody believe in astrology anyway, so she'll receive plenty of support from her peers.

nft son is just going to... I mean, that doesn't end well.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

There's a path from nft son to incel that's scary. Astrology daughter easy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

Yeah I'd rather not have allergy-denying magical thinkers poisoning me with peanuts

[–] [email protected] 57 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You ruined my day by reminding me that a third of people believe in astrology

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago

I think it has an effect, not inherently, but only because we then standardize schooling based on birth year, not actual age. Starting at four years and one month vs four years and eleven months (where I am, it starts even earlier, at two years and six months/three years and five months for kindergarten) means students are in a wildly different developmental stages. I don’t think it’s necessarily a lifelong thing, but at least during school, the kids who start at a later age are better at sports, so they’re more likely to make sports teams, which certainly affects your personality.

I would never say that I believe in astrology though.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

a third of everyone

I hope not. I don't want to see the data. Just this once, lie to me if you have to.

But still astrology daughter. Nft son is ... I don't want to have my money stolen to gamble in a scam casino. I intend to be able to send my astrology daughter to university and if my nft son does what nft sons do, I can't.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, around a third, or to be more precise everyone born between May and August.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

That is so Taurus, Geminis, cancers, Leos, virgos! So typical! Am I right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It’s 70% of the US, would explain a lot

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

where is this data from? i can't seriously believe it even if it is the us

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

I just googled it, so take it with a grain of salt

[–] [email protected] 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Right?! As long as it's not the Nazi version of astrology

[–] [email protected] 14 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Well there is the Nazi version of nft sons... So... I guess even then... I guess... I take the Nazi astrology daughter... And then I blame myself for being a bad parent who failed to teach them properly morals.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

There is a nazi version of nft sons and a nazi adjacent version. I'm not aware of a third one

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Odds are that the Nazi astrology daughter would marry a nazi nft son...

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