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[–] [email protected] 63 points 4 days ago

The gradual thinning of your sanity is terrible. It feels like hypoxia gradually setting in, stealing your impetus, rotting your reality, peeling away what makes you human. Gotta get your brain settled with meds before your mind adjusts to the thoughts and you fundamentally cease to be yourself

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I couldn’t find the clip. Is this falsehood and homosexuality or YouTube search just being YouTube search? (Both are equally likely imo)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Obviously there is no clip and this is just "creative writing" aka fiction aka fake.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Never expect a greentext to be legitimate in any way, shape, or form

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

i mean, he does say he lives with 5 other dudes so it must also be fake

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Fake: the roomies are all in OP's schizo mind

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Gay: 5 dudes in the same house

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Or it’s carbon monoxide poisoning.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Maybe ask that question to a psyc not an image board lol.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Honestly it's about 50/50

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Image board cheaper

[–] towerful 7 points 4 days ago

I'm pretty sure there are plenty of psycs that study 4chan.
But the prime directive means they can't interfere and offer help

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

FWIW, what he describes (sleep-talking) isn't schizophrenia and is considered normal (unless he does it excessively and it affects his or other's well-being).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist 4 points 3 days ago

Not enough carrots in your diet, that's what

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well obviously, the first thing he should do is move to Milwaukee (if he doesn't live there already.)

In all seriousness though, if they can isolate that clip, they should make it something we can download as an alarm. I don't know who designs alarm options, but some of it is too gentle and I can sleep right through them, or repetitive to the point it can seep into the sounds of my dream, but not be enough to wake me (if I'm sufficiently sleep-deprived, or if I took a sleep aid.) I mean, I have options that work, but a metal scream like this - that would definitely wake my ass up. No doubt about it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

that's a high quality soyjack if I ever seen one

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I hear,

The secrets that you keep,

WHAT THE FUCKS UP MILWAUKEE