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[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well obviously, the first thing he should do is move to Milwaukee (if he doesn't live there already.)

In all seriousness though, if they can isolate that clip, they should make it something we can download as an alarm. I don't know who designs alarm options, but some of it is too gentle and I can sleep right through them, or repetitive to the point it can seep into the sounds of my dream, but not be enough to wake me (if I'm sufficiently sleep-deprived, or if I took a sleep aid.) I mean, I have options that work, but a metal scream like this - that would definitely wake my ass up. No doubt about it.