this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

i don’t speak moon runes

[–] [email protected] 74 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Flip the context

Everyone knows you win the argument by default when you portray yourself as the chad

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

yeah, the best chad/virgin memes are the ones where it's flipped and the chad is the one doing the dumber thing

[–] [email protected] 67 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Laugh because insecurity is a universal trait amongst conciousness. Probably show them a few more before the racism kicks in and they splat me for not soyjacking.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

because insecurity is a universal trait amongst conciousness

Not neccessarily, no. There are a number of personality disorders that overplay insecurity in humans. Meaning, consciousness incapable of questoning themselves or projection to others, is possible.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

They may splat you or Earth could be the galactic equivalent of Catachan. If that were the case, well you know what to do brothers and sisters. FOR HOLY TERRA!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Would love to know the context of this

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Technoblade never dies!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

The fact that the aliens have brought up a drawing about a human drawing of a human crying yet didn't not have the text in a human language would tell me a few things.

  1. They have clearly studied us.
  2. They realize that crying is something significant
  3. Since they have included text, but no human language, the picture is either an internal slide with the text not meant for you, or they have not yet understood our language.

The safest course of action would probably be to raise your hands, flat palm out cross them over in a gesture of "no", and fold your arms of your chest while shaking your head, and taking a few steps back.

We have no idea of their language, and have to assume that they have studied human body language so that would probably indicate that we are unhappy with the picture.

What would happen next is hard to say, we don't know their motivation for trying to communicate with us in that way, we can't ascribe human intentions to their actions as they are not human.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It’s too late, you’re already the soyjack.

The aliens will laugh at you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I am fine with that if that is all they would do.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Your stronger than me, I’d be crushed if those little green dudes had a giggle at me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

The safest course of action is inaction. Stand there, soil yourself if you have to, but never let on that you reacted.

Become a hatstand.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What if they've been studying Bulgarian body language? Then the head shake will be interpreted as "Yes".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

If they had done that, this would probably be happening in Bulgaria, and my body language would be different.

Though folding my arms and taking a step back is fairly universal as a sign of disinterest

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Laugh. And point. Very loudly and hard, doubling over even. And then fall forward and play dead.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Take me to your dealer..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Mercurians are the worst! They are racist towards Plutonians! They wanted to remove planet status of Pluto.