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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24940002

What's the federal budget for sippy cups?

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[–] MajorHavoc 70 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Holy shit, I had to check whether this was the onion or not on this one.

I susppect that billionaires prefer young people in certain roles because many young people lack the experience to recognize evil instructions.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Same reason why religion is pushed on children.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

Same reason why they won't hire smart cops.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

Young people are often easier to mold and manipulate. It makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I know I've wanted younger people in government, but I was hoping for people in their 30's or 40's. These kids can't even rent a car legally. I've got a feeling that they're just puppets.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Speaking as a former puppet: all of Capitol Hill/much of D.C. is run by 20-somethings like this, precisely because they're easy to manipulate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can rent a car at 18, at least in Colorado and California. I'm pretty sure it's everywhere though

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was under the impression it was 25. We were both kinda wrong, though. Minimum age is 18, but that only exists in New York and Michigan. Everywhere else is 21. Anyone under 25 is expected to pay an additional cost per day that they have the vehicle. TIL

https://www.enterprise.com/en/help/faqs/car-rental-under-25.html

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

25 is usually when you're not considered a high risk driver and your insurance rates are supposed to drop.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Republican party was the best thing to ever happen to America's enemies.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Trump is America's self-inflicted gunshot wound

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They are feeding all communications from devices into AI right now, both a massive security breach and they are calculating and creating an enemies list. Watch.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Watch

I'd rather drink and play video games while I'm waiting for the Alphabet Boys to show up. I don't wanna stress out peeking out the window.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Sadly this is how I'm starting to feel. The problem is that means we are allowing this to happen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Funnily enough, most of the states where you'll have to worry about the alphabet boys, also have Castle Doctrine laws. If they don't have a warrant, Stand Your Ground. Take as many of them with you as you can.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Best strategy for now is just volunteer a few days with local activist groups. Otherwise one is just letting this happen.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did he at least get an A in civics a few months ago? /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

He's working for Elon, so what do you think?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Programmers have the worst Dunning Kruger.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Whatever it was, it's zero now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I guess the Jordan Peele reboot of the twilight zone episode: The Wunderkind wasn't too far off

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'll be in my bunker if you need me.

Bye now