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[–] MajorHavoc 70 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Holy shit, I had to check whether this was the onion or not on this one.

I susppect that billionaires prefer young people in certain roles because many young people lack the experience to recognize evil instructions.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Same reason why religion is pushed on children.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

Same reason why they won't hire smart cops.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

Young people are often easier to mold and manipulate. It makes sense.