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[–] [email protected] 67 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

These we're all important questions and raises an important follow up.

When will the cornbread be ready?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

So about the same time the dog is coming back from dog heaven Deicide?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

I don't know how long it takes to kill the dog god.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Whenever they announce Dog of War 4

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

dammit now i want cornbread and i'm out of buttermilk

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 days ago

As a dad, I should really end my answers with "next question" more often.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I love the reference to the fan remake of Robocop, where he goes around shooting rapists in the dick.

EDIT: Also relevant, considering our "democratically elected leaders who refuse to advance American interests."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Boy, Doug didn't grow up to be very funny after all.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

At least he finally got some hair.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Ain't nothing wrong with that!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

How much is the 6 million dollar dog, if we account for inflation

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

In dog dollars or human dollars?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The Six Million Dollar Man first aired in March, 1973.

The online inflation calculator says that's equivalent to $43,732,794.46 in December, 2024 dollars.

Now the question becomes does $1 human = $7 dog, or is it $1 dog = $7 human?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Don't feel bad. It's hard. Trying to figure out those mathematical translations is sure to give you a RUFF time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

I feel like the cost would come from the quantity of cybernetics and time to install them. So I imagine if the dog was about 14% the size of the Six Million Dollar man it'd work out to be about the same.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

And is it the 7 to 1 ratio so often associated with dogs and humans?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Gotta be up there. Over 6 million at least if I had to guess.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Math checks out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Robo-puppy commencing two hour yipping session

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

!ROBO-PUPPY MISTREATMENT ALERT!

[–] MajorHavoc 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Before reading this my personal theology was based mostly on defending everyone's right to ask big questions and feel uniquely uncomfortable with all available answers.

After reading this, it's still that, but amended with a supernatural certainty that non-Abrahamic Dog God can be killed by Robo-Dog.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is this the plot of Dog Man?

[–] MajorHavoc 2 points 5 days ago